What I Hate

The 2nd sign of 'What I Hate'

Jade presents the title card in the first 'What I Hate'(a gif)

What I Hate is a series of video segments created by Jade West on TheSlap. In each episode, Jade lists what she hates (or loves). In a couple of the episodes, to avoid being predictable (which she hates), Jade made a segment called 'What I Love' instead. There were 9 episodes in total, all of which were written by Dan Schneider.

Segments

What I Hate #1

Jade West- What I Hate -1 -The Slap-

What I Hate #1

Jade hates:

• Making video captions.
• When people say "supposably" rather than "supposedly" and "fustrated" rather than "frustrated" (while saying this, she is cutting a flower head off the stem).
• When dogs jump up on her and the owner says, "Oh, it's okay! He's friendly!" She replies with the comments "Guess what? I'm not! Get your dog off me!!"
• Girls who wear skirts over their jeans.
• People who put ketchup on hot dogs.
• When the waiter at a restaurant brings dessert without first clearing the dirty dinner dishes.
• When people complain about her chewing ice loudly. She says if it bothers you, then good.

What I Hate #2

Jade West What I hate 2 (TheSlap.com)

What I Hate #2

Jade hates:

• When people say "Have a nice day!"
• Cilantro.
• What fish smell like on a hot summer day.
• Making this video.
• When boys ask her "Can I kiss you?"
• The word "moist."
• The word "tissue."
• When someone says "moist tissue" together.
• The number 9; she thinks it sounds whiny.
• The noise made when the tongue smacks the roof of the mouth.
• Movies where a bunch of cute kids work together to overcome evil and save the world. She finds it cliché.
• Bras that hook in the front; because people shouldn't be so lazy that they can't reach behind to their back to unhook it.

What I Hate #3 - BLAH

Jade hates:

• When she is at a restaurant and the shrimp have tails,

  

  Jade West What I hate 3 (TheSlap.com)

  What I Hate #3

  because the chef says when you cook it with the tails on it has more flavor.
• She hates picking off shrimp tails.
• In the video description, it claims that Jade hates video captions that ruin what the video is all about.

What I Hate #4 - Jade Hates More Stuff

Jade hates:

• Birthday parties or birthdays (except her own).
• That Santa won't go to a gym to lose weight.
• That she was just so mean to Santa Claus.

  

  Jade West What I hate 4 (TheSlap.com) HD

  What I Hate #4

• People who blow their nose then look in the tissue.
• A random guy (Paul) and his feelings.
• When she goes to a restaurant and orders lobster and the server tries to get her to wear a bib.
• The Lobster Council.
• Bibs.

What I Hate #5 - Jade Hates Even More Stuff

Jade hates:

• Twins, and people that copy other people.
• Aloe vera, because it's useless.

  

  Jade West What I hate 5 (TheSlap.com)

  What I Hate #5

• Guys who bite their lower lip while they dance (the guy she hates from a previous video demonstrates this).
• Green soup.
• Sinus infections - except for when Tori had one.
• Girls who laugh weird (she demonstrates the laugh).
• When you fall off a ladder then land on a small dog, and the dog pukes on you.
• Milk.

What I Hate #6 - What I Love

Jade loves:

• Scissors, and the sound they make.
• Something that she "can't tell you about".
• Locking herself in the bathroom, turning off the lights,

  

  Jade West's (Me) What I Love 1

  What I Hate #6 (What I Love #1)

  and just sitting there for hours, in order to scare and confuse her little brother.
• Coffee, which she says she loves more than most people, and wants to marry a man like coffee.
• When a "feel-good movie" is released, and then it "bombs."
• When a person gets sad about the video ending.

What I Hate #7 - Jade Hates Parades

Jade Hates Parades

What I Hate #7

Jade hates:

• Signs.
• Everyone who jumped on the vampire bandwagon.
• Parades.
• Rainbows.
• People at the coffee shop who hog the fixing bar.
• People at award shows who act all surprised when they win.

What I Hate #8 - What Jade Loves!

What Jade Loves!

What I Hate #8 (What I Love #2)

Jade loves:

• Not having to make her own sign for the video because she can just scare someone into making her one.
• Being mad, especially when she makes lame guys who try to talk to her cry.
• The color black.
• Bunnies.
• Scaring a guy just by staring at him.

What I Hate #9 - Cat Attack

Jade hates:

• When people say "everything happens for a reason".

  

  Jade Hates Cat Attack

  What I Hate #9: Cat Attack

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• When people take over other people's videos

Cat hates:

• Girls who wear really big sunglasses.
• Holes in bagels
• People who drink coffee in a weird way. This is a bit of a problem as Jade drinks her coffee "Weirdly"
• People who say that they "Can't help the way they drink". She says after Jade Responds that she can not help how she drinks coffee!

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