The episode starts off with the gang watching TV when Jade enters the scene with a big belly
"Whoa your belly is getting huge." André says
"Yeah I can see that." Jade said
"How long until you are due?" Trina asked
"Yeah weren't you due a few weeks back?" Tori asked
"I'm sure it should be anytime now." Beck replied
Jade's water breaks as she puts her hands on her stomach
"Uh guys I think my water just broke." Jade said
"Or today." Beck said
"Get her in the car." Tori says
"Has it been six months already?" Cat asked
"It's been way more than six months, honey." Robbie replied
"Has it?" Cat asked
"Y'all can talk about it later." Trina says
"Yeah Jade's literally about to give birth." Sinjin said
"Ha you said Lori's word from The Loud House." Cat said
"You actually watch that show?" Jade asked
"That show is starting to go downhill." Sinjin says
"Well yeah the original creator got fired years ago and deserves to rot." Tori said
"They even made a live action show that no one asked for." Trina says
"Uh I'd like to get to the hospital today!" Jade yelled
Transition to the hospital where Jade is in a hospital gown as Lendle is wearing a face mask and gloves
"Okay Jade this shouldn't take too long." Lendle said
"This f***ing hurts! Why did no one tell me pregnancy would be so painful?" Jade asked
"Did you not pay attention in health class?" Tori asked
"I DON'T NEED YOUR F***ING ATTITUDE TORI!" Jade yelled
"Just breathe." Cat said
Jade is pushing and breathing
"AHH IT F***ING HURTS!" Jade yelled
Cat's phone rings as London Tipton is requesting to video chat
"Hi London this isn't a good time to call." Cat said
"I heard screaming earlier. What's going on?" London asked
"Jade's finally in labor." Tori replied
"She is?" London asked
Cat flips her phone to see Jade in labor
"Hi Jade." London said
"London I can't talk right now! I'm in labor right now!" Jade yelled
"But you're talking right now." London said
Beck walks up to Cat
"She means she can't talk right now as she's literally giving birth." Beck said
"Oh." London said
Jade screams again
"AHH SO MUCH PAIN!" Jade yelled
"Just one more push." Lendle said
"You got this babe." Beck says
"Push push push!" London yelled
Jade screams and gives one more push
"And here comes the baby. It's a girl. Time of birth 1:45PM on February 3, 2023." Lendle said
"We know what day it is Lendle." André says
"Beck look how cute she is." Jade said
"I always thought Tori would be the first to get pregnant." Trina said
"Me too." Sinjin says
"Why does everyone think I would be the first at everything?" Tori asked
"If I heard correctly, you directed and got the lead role in a lot of plays at your school." London replied
"Not helping!" Tori yelled
"So what are you guys going to name your baby?" Robbie asked
"Liz. Liz Avan West Oliver." Jade replied
"That's a cute name." Cat said
"I like it." Said London
Soon Jade's dad enters the hospital but it's too late since Jade already gave birth
"Am I late?" Mr. West asked
"Yes dad you are late! I already gave birth!" Jade yelled
"D*mn it!" Mr. West yelled
"Language there's a new baby present." London says
"Glad you could make it." Trina says
"What took you so long?" Beck asked
"I got stuck by an old person driving 5 miles an hour and every time I try to pass, she wouldn't let me go." Mr. West said
"Old people are terrible drivers." Sinjin said
"You got that right." Said André
"Your dad needs to make a law about that." Beck says
"He tried but they didn't allow it." Trina says
"Well glad you could make it dad! Meet your new granddaughter Liz." Jade said
"Aw she's so cute. She has your eyes." Mr. West says
"And your face." Cat says
"So how does it feel to be new parents?" Tori asked
"Feels weird but it's the beginning of a new life for us." Beck said
"And I'm looking forward to it." Jade says
"Me too babe." Beck said
"Well we're going to head out so you can rest for 12 hours." Tori said
"Or however long it takes for you to rest after pregnancy." Cat said
"I call shot gun!" André yelled
"No fair you got shot gun last time!" Tori yelled
"I never sit in shot gun!" Sinjin says
"I want shot gun!" Cat said
"No I want it! I'm older!" Trina yelled
"By one year." Robbie yelled
Everyone walks out excluding Beck, Jade and Mr. West
"Man they're acting like they're back in school." Said Jade
"Some things never change. So how you feeling?" Beck asked
"Well I'm still in pain but I should be fine in 12 hours." Jade replied
"You better raise her right." Mr. West said
"She's my kid. I'll raise her however I want to raise her." Jade said
"I'm going to go now." Mr. West said and walks out of the hospital room
"Well I'm not going anywhere. We're going to be wonderful parents. Hopefully we don't become like our parents." Beck said
"Yeah no s**t. Normally I don't say this but I love happy endings." Jade said breaking the fourth wall as the episode comes to an end
The End
Ending Tagline: "Why did no one tell me pregnancy would be painful?" -Jade