The episode starts off at the gang's apartment where Tori and Trina are upset when the others walk in
"Hi." Cat said
"Hey guys." Tori said all sad.
"You guys seem upset." Sinjin said
"And it wasn't caused by me." Jade says
"That's because it's not you." Trina said
"Well then why you guys upset?" Cat asked
"And why wasn't it me to cause it?" Jade asks
"This day is very rough for us." Tori replies
"Why?" Robbie asked
"On this day five years ago, their parents got divorced." André replied
"They got divorced on Veterans Day?" Cat asked
"Uh huh." Trina replied
"You still see your parents don't you?" Beck asked
"It's just not the same." Trina replied
"Hey maybe one day they will get back together." Sinjin said
The doorbell rings
"You'll get it." Trina said
Tori opens her door and sees her mom with a plate of cookies
"Hi honey." Mrs. Vega said
"Oh hi mom, come on in." Tori said
Mrs. Vega walks in
"Hi Mrs. Vega." Cat said
"Hi Cat. I thought you guys would like some cookies." Mrs. Vega said
"You seem to be in a good mood today." Jade said
"I started online dating and I'm meeting my date tonight." Mrs. Vega said
"Oh where you guys going?" André asked
"We're just getting sushi at Nozu. Well I better hurry or I'll be late." Mrs. Vega said
"Bye mom." Tori said
Mrs. Vega walks out
"If her date is Gary then..." Trina said
"He's on vacation." Robbie said
"And it's not like he would make the same mistake twice." Tori says
"Bet you $5 her date is your dad." Jade said
Cut scene shows Mrs. Vega sitting at Nozu covering her face with the menu when Mr. Vega approaches
"Hi I'm looking for my..." Mr. Vega said
"You?" Mrs. Vega asked
"Oh uh hello Holly. You look lovely." Mr. Vega said
"Thanks now can you please go so I don't miss my date." Mrs. Vega said
"I'm looking for my date. Number 4356." Mr. Vega said
"That's my number. Wait are you..." Mrs. Vega said
"Number 5607?" Mr. and Mrs. Vega said
"Well this is awkward." Mr. Vega said
"You know you look very cute in that tux." Mrs. Vega said
"Thanks and you look pretty in that outfit." Mr. Vega said
"I think I have regrets dumping you." Mrs. Vega says
"Me too." Said Mr. Vega said
"Do you want to get back together?" Mrs. Vega asked
"Do you?" Mr. Vega asks
"Yes." Mrs. Vega replied
"Then yes. We have to tell Tori and Trina." Mr. and Mrs. Vega said
Mr. and Mrs. Vega walk out when an old foe of Mr. Vega is seen placing down is menu
"So my sworn enemy is getting back together with the girl of my dreams huh? Well that just won't do. I'm going to ruin their wedding if it's the last thing I do." The foe said and walks out
Scene cuts back to the apartment
"So do you really think mom and dad will get back together one day?" Trina asked
"They haven't really seen each other in three years so it's not like they'll just walk in that door and say..." Tori says as the door opens
"We're getting back together!" Mr. and Mrs. Vega said
"Wow I did not see that coming." André says
"None of us did." Sinjin said
"Uh I did and I was right so pay up!." Jade said
"Well we never made the bet official so you don't get your $5." Robbie said
"D*mn it!" Jade yelled
"Better hope nothing bad happens." Trina said
"Don't be ridiculous." Mrs. Vega said
Scene cuts back to the mysterious person
"Just you wait Vega. I'm gonna get ya so Holly can me mine, all mine!" The mysterious person said as part one ends
Part two begins at a church where the gang is setting up their parent's wedding
"Why did you have to set the wedding at a church?" Jade asked
"Uh where else do you host a wedding?" Beck asked
"So what made you two get back together?" André asked
"Well we ran into each other at Nozu and saw how hot he is and realized I made a big mistake." Mrs. Vega said
"So dad did you make up with Gary?" Trina asked
"S*it I forgot! I'll be back." Mr. Vega said and runs out
Robbie and Sinjin walk in with cake
"What took you guys so long?" Tori asked
"We send you to get the cake two hours ago." Mrs. Vega said
"There was a long line there and some people got impatient." Sinjin replied
"But we got the cake." Robbie said
"Set it on the table over there." Trina says
"Kay Kay." Sinjin said
"That's my word." Cat says
"Now all we have to do is wait for dad to come back with Gary and we can start this." Tori said
Flip scene cuts to Mr. Vega running in the lobby of the gang's apartment
"No running in my lobby!" Mr. Moseby says
"Who are you?" Mr. Vega asked
"I'm Mr. Moseby. I'm the new doorman." Mr. Moseby replied
"Where's Gary?" Mr. Vega asked
"Right behind you." Gary says
"Can I help you?" Mr. Moseby asked
"I just need to grab some things I left when I resigned a few months back." Gary says
"Hurry up." Mr. Moseby said
"Now what do you want Vega?" Gary asked
"I came to apologize to you. I'm sorry for getting mad at you for hitting on Holly. I want to start over. Can you ever forgive me?" Mr. Vega asked
"Of course. So are you two getting back together?" Gary asked
"Uh huh. Just as long as no one tries to ruin it." Mr. Vega said
"I wouldn't say that." Said the mysterious person
"Who are you?" Gary asked
"Wait Conner is that you?" Mr. Vega asked
"Damn right it's me! And I won't let you get back together with the girl of my dreams." Conner replied
"Holly never liked you." Mr. Vega said
"Don't care." Conner said and shoots darts at Mr. Vega and Gary which knocks them out cold
"Phase one complete. Now to trap them in my dungeon and Holly will be mine! All mine!" Conner yelled
Conner drags them out as the scene cuts back to the church
"How long does it take to apologize?" Jade asked
Mrs. Vega's phone dings
"David texted me. 'Dear Holly, I changed my mind. I don't want to be with you anymore. Goodbye forever'". Holly read and cries
"That no good lying a*% mother..." Sinjin said but is cut off
"Dad would never say that." Trina said
"Maybe someone from his past who had a crush on Mrs. Vega kidnapped Mr. Vega and Gary, stole Mr. Vega's phone to make it seem like Mr. Vega send that text so that way the person from Mr. Vega's past can have Holly to himself." Cat said
"Cat don't be ridiculous." Robbie said
"Yeah what are the odds of that happening?" Beck asks
"Well this guy we went to school with was obsessed with me but I didn't like him back." Mrs. Vega said
"What was his name?" André asked
"Conner. He must have done something to David and Gary." Holly said
"Well why are we just standing here?" Tori asked
"We don't know where they are." Sinjin said
"I can track them down. I placed a chip on him and might have done the same to Tori and Trina." Mrs. Vega said
"What?" Tori and Trina said at the same time
"Focus. It's time to give a guy a can of serious whoop a*%." Jade said as part two ends
Part three begins with Mr. Vega and Gary waking up in a dungeon all tied up
"Where the hell are we?" Gary asked
"I don't know." Mr. Vega said
Conner walks in
"Aw look who's awake." Conner says
"What do you want from us Conner?" Gary asked
"I want to get together with Holly and you two boobs won't stop me." Conner replied
"Dude she never liked you. It's been over 30 years. Get over it!" Mr. Vega yelled
Soon Conner grabs a squirt gun and sprays both Gary and Mr. Vega
"What did you spray us with?" Gary asked
"Is this water?" Mr. Vega asks
"You boobs with it were water." Conner said
"Oh god he sprayed us with urine." Mr. Vega said
Scene cuts to the others who are tracking down Mr. Vega and Gary
"And that's why I will never like Conner." Mrs. Vega said
"Wait if he kept stalking you, why didn't you call the cops or file a restraining order?" Trina asked
"I tried many times but they were no help whatsoever." Mrs. Vega said
"I can't imagine what it's like to be stalked." Robbie said
"You kept stalking Trina after she did that stage kiss." Jade said
"You're lucky I didn't spray you with pepper spray." Trina said
"Oh whatever." Robbie said
"André how far are we from finding my dad?" Tori asked
"We should be arriving there soon is what this GPS says." André replied
"I wonder what Conner is doing to them." Sinjin said
"Hopefully nothing terrible." Cat says
Back with Mr. Vega and Gary, Conner is now playing horrible clarinet music loud to their ears
"I hate banjo music!" Gary yelled
"Do you have to play it that loud?!" Mr. Vega yelled
"What? Play as loud as I can? Okay!" Conner said
Conner is now playing as loud as he can much to the torture of Mr. Vega and Gary when all of the sudden the doors swing open
"Sup b*tches." Jade said
"Jade!" Mr. Vega yelled
"Dad." Tori said
"Tori?" Gary says
"Gary." Trina said
"Cat!" Cat yelled
"How did you get into my dungeon?" Conner asked
"You left the doors unlocked." Mrs. Vega said
"Well hello Holly. What do you say you help me kidnap these intruders and we run away together?" Conner asked
"No! I don't nor will I ever love you! Get out of our lives!" Mrs. Vega yelled
"Yeah and get therapy while you're at it." Trina says
"Fine then you're all going to die!" Conner said and is about to strangle everyone only for Jade to knock him out cold
"Take that you loser!" Jade yelled
"Nice work babe." Beck says
Tori and Trina free Mr. Vega and Gary
Mr. Vega then starts tasing and pouncing on Conner
"Okay I think he's down now." Gary said
"Holly I'm going to take this loser back to jail. Meet me back at the church." Mr. Vega says
"Okay honey." Mrs. Vega said
Mr. Vega takes Conner to jail as part three ends
The fourth and final part beings at the church where Gary is hosting the wedding
"This has been the longest day ever." Trina says
"Yeah no kidding." Jade said
"I really do not want to do anything for about two months." André says
"At least we made it in time." Tori says
"Okay no more delays. We are here to rejoin the marriage of David Vega and Holly something. David do you retake Holly to be your wife again?" Gary asks
"I do." Mr. Vega replied
"And Holly do you retake David to be your husband again?" Gary asked
"I do." Mrs. Vega said
"Well I now pronounce you two as husband and wife. You can kiss the bride." Gary says
Mr. and Mrs. Vega kiss
"Congrats mom and dad." Tori said
"So does that mean you're moving back to your old house or is Mr. Tori's dad moving to San Diego?" Cat asked
"Eh I'll move back to Los Angeles." Mrs. Vega says
"Sweet you can move back to our old house." Mr. Vega said
"So how long is Conner being locked up for?" Jade asked
"For the rest of his life." Gary replied
"He can rot in there." Mrs. Vega says
"I know he tried to ruin your marriage but isn't that a little harsh?" Robbie asked
"Yes, yes it is." Mr. Vega said
"Serves him right." André said
"Just hope he doesn't escape later on and plan vengeance on us." Cat said
"Don't joke about things that'll never happen." Beck said
"It's nice to be a whole family again." Trina says
"It sure is honey." Mr. and Mrs. Vega said as the episode ends
The End
Ending Tagline: "He can rot in there." -Mrs. Vega