We start off in the Oliver Apartment where the gang is putting up a framed photo of them from the previous episode
"Wow so Sikowitz really retired." Cat said
"Even though we aren't in school anymore, it won't be the same without him." André says
Doorbell rings
"Door!" Trina yelled
"Tori answer it!" Jade yells
"Ugh fine." Tori said
Tori opens the door and sees that London, Maddie and Bailey are on the other side
"Hey neighbors." London said
"Hey guys." Tori said
"What brings you by?" Robbie asked
"We were wondering if Tori, Trina, Cat and Jade would want to go on a girl's night out with me, London and Bailey?" Maddie asked
"I'm down." Jade replied
"So am I." Trina says
"Count me in." Cat said
"Tori you coming?" Bailey asked
"Heck yeah I'm coming. Let me get changed real quick." Tori said
The girls walk out to have some fun
"So what should we do?" Sinjin asked
"Well I guess we can see if Zack and Cody want to hang out." Beck replied
"It can be our boy's night out but inside." Robbie said
Cut scene to Zack and Cody's apartment where they are watching a wrestling match when the doorbell rings
"It's open!" Zack yelled
André, Beck, Robbie and Sinjin walk in
"Sup guys." Cody said
"How goes it?" Robbie asked
"I guess you know the girls are on a night out?" Zack asked
"Uh huh." Beck replied
"We were wondering if we could hang with you tonight?" André asked
"Sure. Our kids are out with their friends so Zack and I are just watching a wrestling match." Cody replied
"André and I did wrestling in high school." Beck said
"Maybe you two should verse Zack and Cody." Robbie says
"Bring it on!" Zack said
"I'll get some popcorn." Sinjin says
Flip scene to where the girls are at a bar
"So your favorite teacher finally retired?" London asked
"Yes after we said it for the last 5 times!" Jade yelled
"Hey some girls are forgetful at remembering stuff." Cat says
"People like you and London?" Tori asked
"What's that supposed to mean?" London and Cat said at the same time
"Hey it's not their fault they are forgetful." Bailey says
"So besides drinking alcohol, what stuff are we going to do tonight?" Trina asked
"You'll see Trina." Maddie replied
"What do you think our husbands are doing?" Tori asked
"Probably something crazy with Maddie and Bailey's husbands." London replied
"You could have just said Zack and Cody." Jade says
Flip scene to where André and Beck are wrestling with Zack and Cody
"Zack has André by a long shot! Will he win or will André grab him by the hip and toss him around?" Robbie asks
"Give it all you got André!" Beck yelled
"You got this Zack!" Cody yells
André turns Zack over but they bump into the counter and the 60 inch TV falls down and breaks
"Ha I win!" André yelled
"Our TV!" Zack yelled
"You're in trouble now, André!" Robbie says
"This ain't something to joke about!" Sinjin yelled
"Do you know how much that cost us?" Cody asked
"Well the girls bought it but still." Zack replied
"Can't we just get it fixed up or buy a new one that looks like that?" Beck asked
"It might take us a while." Cody replies
"You do realize that the girls are on a night out right?" André asked
"What's your point, André?" Zack asked
"They're pretty much going to be gone until 3AM." Beck replied
"And it's only 9PM so we have plenty of time." Robbie says
"If you say so." Cody said
Flip scene to where the girls are at the mall running around crazy
"I've never felt this alive!" Jade yelled
"We should hang out more often." London said
Tori shoves a lady down
"Out of my way! These earrings are mine!" Tori yelled
"Crazy!" Yelled the woman
"Oh let's go night swimming at the beach!" Maddie yelled
"But it's closed." Cat said
"Exactly that means nobody will bug us." Trina says
"We'll have it all to ourselves." London said
"This seems wrong but it feels so good!" Tori said
"Well are we going to keep yapping or are we going night swimming?" Jade asked
A mall employee walks over and sees what the girls have done
"I need security in aisle 8!" Yelled the employee
"You'll never catch us!" Jade yelled and throws a smoke bomb
The girls drive out of the mall as we cut back to the guys where thanks to Sinjin have fixed the TV
"You actually did it." Zack says
"You can't even tell that it was broken." Sinjin said
"Thanks, Sinjin. Now we can get back to the wrestling match." Cody said
As the guys turn the TV back on, we flip to the beach in Venice, California where the girls are swimming in the ocean
"Who knew night swimming would be nice." London said
"Even though I hate the ocean, this feels nice. Especially without boys peeing in it every day." Jade says
"Great idea sneaking alcohol, Trina." Bailey said
"No problem. I feel so f***ing wasted." Trina says
"You guys don't think we're going to get busted do you?" Cat asked
"Cat it's 12AM and this is Los Angeles! Crimes happen pretty much 24/7." Tori replied
"Technically we are in Venice but it's still California." Bailey said
"It's not like the cops will just appear out of nowhere." Jade said
At that moment a bunch of cop lights turn on and gun clicks are heard
"WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!" Yelled a cop (Officer Kelvin from Sam & Cat)
"It was all her idea!" Yelled the girls (sans Tori) as they point to Tori
"Gee thanks I knew I could count on you." Tori said
Cut scene to the guys where they have finished watching their wrestling match
"That was a good game." Zack said
"Hey it's after midnight and we have not once heard from the girls." André said
Soon the house phone started ringing
"I got it. Martin residence this is Cody speaking. They did what?!" Cody yelled
"Uh oh." Robbie says
"What did Jade do now?" Beck asked
"Probably something illegal." André replied
"We'll be right down. Oh okay then." Cody said and hangs up the phone
"Who was it?" Zack asked
"The Los Angeles State Police Department." Cody replied
"Oh dear god what did the girls do?" Beck asked
"They were running around crazy at the mall all drunk, went speeding at 80 MPH and broke into the beach after hours to go night swimming which is basically tresspassing after hours." Cody replied
"How crazy did they have to make their night out?" Sinjin asked
"Now Jade we understand but Tori, Trina and Cat?" Beck replies
"I mean come on. Tori and Trina's dad is a cop for crying out loud!" Robbie yelled
"Well I guess we better go and get them." André says
"The cops said we have to wait until morning to get them." Cody replied
"But it technically is morning." Robbie says
"He said we can bail them out at 9 in the morning!" Cody said
"D*mn all night in jail. I cannot imagine what that's like." Zack said
Flip scene to where Officer Kelvin places the girls in the same cell
"Whoa, whoa, whoa why are you putting us in the same cell?" Bailey asked
"Because this is the only one that's available." Officer Kelvin replied and slams the gate shut and locks it
"Officer Kelvin we didn't mean to do this." Cat said
"Oh and this comes from the girl who stole money from that ATM years back! Oh yeah it's on your prison record so don't think I forgot, Valentine!" Officer Kelvin says
"My last name is actually Shapiro now." Cat said
"DON'T CORRECT ME OR ELSE YOU'LL SPEND TWO NIGHTS IN HERE!" Officer Kelvin yelled causing Cat to tear up as he walks away and turns off the lights
"I'm too pretty to be in prison." Trina said
"Stop making everything all about you!" Jade yelled
"Why did we have to do all this stuff?" Tori asked
"It was your idea." London replied
"No it wasn't!" Tori yelled
"Pipe down over there! I'm trying to get some sleep!" Yelled a prisoner
"Make us you ugly cunt!" Jade yelled
The prisoner starts grunting only for Jade to do it louder
"Yeah I can do it too, b*tch!" Jade yells
"Let's just get some sleep." Maddie said
"This was not part of our plan." London said
"I wonder what André, Beck, Robbie and Sinjin are going to say to us." Cat said
"I wonder what Zack and Cody will say to us." Bailey says
"Ew these prison beds are gross and hard as a rock." London said
"STOP TALKING IN THERE!" Officer Kelvin yelled
The next morning the guys had bailed the girls out of jail and are sitting in the Martin living room
"You guys just had to go all crazy last night huh?" Zack asked
"You guys broke the TV last night while you were wrestling so don't go talking your way out of this!" Maddie replied
"How does she know?" Beck asked
"We have cameras all over the apartment." Bailey replied
"D*mn it I forgot about those." Cody yelled
"So was getting arrested and spending the night in jail part of your night out?" Zack asked
"No we were just having some fun." London replied
"Good thing dad wasn't around when the cops showed up." Trina says
"I think he knows since he is a cop." Tori said
"Hey I'm pretty sure if you guys went out last night you would have gotten arrested too." Cat says
"You know those cops would be all over me." André said
"At least no harm was done." Robbie said
"Except when I tackled a lady to get these earrings." Tori says
"Uh the cops never mentioned that on the phone." Cody said
"Then I didn't tackle a lady to get these earrings." Tori said
"That's something Jade would say." Trina says
"They would believe me right away if I tackled that old hag." Jade said
"I guess you can say we had the best girls night out." London said
"I was just going to say that." Cat says
"Let's hope this never happens again." Bailey said
The End
Ending Tagline: "I feel so f***ing wasted." -Trina