The episode starts off in the Harris apartment when all of the sudden the power goes out
"D*mn it the power's out!" Tori yelled
"Not to worry. London got me a backup generator for my birthday." Cat said
"Well hook it up!" Trina yelled
"Okay don't be pushy like Jade." Cat said
"I'm not pushy!" Jade yelled
Cat hooks up the generator and the AC kicks back on
"Well the AC is on but the TV is out." André says
"What should we do until then?" Sinjin asked
"Why not tell stories." Beck replied
"Oh I love stories." Cat said
"You love everything." Tori said
"Not peas. I hate peas." Cat says
"Me too." Trina said as she and Cat high five each other
"Hey Beck why don't you tell the story on how you and Jade met?" Robbie asked
"Yeah you guys seemed to know each other since 3rd grade." Trina says
"We didn't meet until the 7th grade. I was telling him my bad experience to the ocean in 3rd grade." Jade says
"Then why did you run to the ocean with us after we got out of the RV almost 13 years ago?" Tori asked
"I said I like to punish myself okay! Now shut up so I can tell the story!" Jade yelled
"B*tch." André whispers
"What?" Jade asked
"Nothing carry on." André replied
"That's what I thought." Jade said
"Just tell the d*mn story." Beck said
"Okay so it was November 5, 2007, my first day at Hollywood Arts Middle School." Jade says
A flashback occurs as a 13 year old Jade walks in to Hollywood Arts Middle School
"My first day did not start off on a good note." Jade said
"Excuse me can you help me find this classroom?" Past Jade asked
"Find it yourself you slut!" A bully yelled
"F*ck you, you fat b*tch!" Past Jade yelled
"Everyone decided to pick on me cause I was the new kid." Jade says
"So wait back then you weren't a devil?" Sinjin asked
"I'm telling a story here!" Jade yelled
The flashback extends two days later where 13 year old Jade is eating her lunch
"Two days later when I was eating my lunch, some bullies came up to me and made me a laughing stock of the school." Jade said
"Hey West how does it taste being a weenier?" Carrie asked
"Leave me alone Carrie!" 13 year old Jade yelled
Soon another bully takes Jade's lunch away from her
"Hey give that back!" 13 year old Jade said
"Okay sure here you go." The other bully said and dumps 13 year old Jade's lunch on top of her
Everyone laughs at her
"What's the matter West? You gonna cry? Boo hoo." Carrie teased
"Those bullies were going too far so I snapped. I grabbed my lunch tray and smashed it over Carrie's big fat head then spilled ketchup and mustard on all of the other bullies clothes." Jade said
"My head!" Carrie yelled
"My clothes!" The other bully yelled
"You made me get ketchup and mustard in places that shouldn't have ketchup and mustard!" Carrie yelled
"Eww." Everyone but 13 year old Jade said
"I'm in charge now so get used to it you sluts!" 13 year old Jade said
"Then what happened?" Tori asked
"If you stop interrupting, I'll tell you!" Jade yelled
"Sorry." Tori says
"Continuing, the school principal walked over to me and gave me a week of lunch detention. He was proud I stood up for myself but was mad I broke a school lunch tray. Everyone at school was afraid of me." Jade said
"Then two weeks later, I enrolled at the school after moving out of Canada. The first person I saw was Jade." Beck said
13 year old Beck walks up to 13 year old Jade
"Hi I'm new can you help me get to this class?" 13 year old Beck asked
"Why should I help someone like..." 13 year old Jade asks and then sees 13 year old Beck
"Uh are you okay?" 13 year old Beck asked
"Yes it's just you're so hot." 13 year old Jade replied
"Why thank you. So I need help getting to this class." 13 year old Beck said
"Here let me help you." 13 year Jade said
"So back then Beck was gorgeous." Trina says
"How can you tell? It's a flashback." Robbie said
"Okay next person who interrupts gets smacked in the face." Jade says
"Continuing, it was lunch time. I saw Jade sitting alone since everyone was scared of her so I sat with her. Since I forgot to pack my lunch, Jade split her burritos with me." Beck said
"Then all of a sudden Beck's dad burst through the door and handed Beck his lunch. He glanced at me and asked for my name." Jade said
"When she said Jade West, my dad was pissed since back then our families were rivals and hated each other. So my dad dragged me home and forbid me to ever see Jade again." Beck said
"Well why do your families hate each other?" André asked
"I'll get to that but I need a bathroom break." Beck said as he walks to the bathroom
"So we're just going to wait until he returns to resume the story?" Trina asked
"Uh huh." Jade replied
"So it's a cliffhanger. How nice." Cat said as part one ends
Part two starts off with Beck returning from the bathroom
"Took you long enough." Trina says
"Dude I was only in there for like 5 minutes." Said Beck
"Well it felt like a week." Cat said
"Now where was I? Oh yeah after my dad dragged me home and forbid me to see Jade, I asked why and he said it was none of my business. He then told me to get packing cause he wanted to move back to Canada so I can never see Jade again." Beck says
"But I knew Beck wouldn't do it so later that evening, he snuck out of his house and we met up at the park." Jade said
"We did what normal preteens do. We climbed a tree and carved our initials on it." Beck said
"Oh so that's why BO and JW are on that tree." Sinjin says
"Shhh!" Jade yelled
"We were having the fun of our lives until Tori and Trina's dad caught us." Beck said
Mr. Vega shines his flashlights on 13 year old Beck and Jade
"Freeze!" Mr. Vega yelled
"S**t!" 13 year old Beck said
"We're busted." 13 year old Jade says
"That's them alright." Mr. West said
"You two! Get down from that tree right now!" Mr. Vega yelled
13 year old Beck and Jade climb out of the tree and their parents are pissed off at them
"Oh you are in big a*s trouble this time Beck! I already packed our stuff so there is no way you are getting out of moving to Canada! Now get in the car!" Mr. Oliver yelled
"But..." 13 year old Beck said
"I SAID NOW! END OF DISCUSSION!" Mr. Oliver said and shoves 13 year old Beck to the car by force
"Same for you Jade! You're grounded for 9 months! You're going to get the biggest punishment of a lifetime! Now march your a*s to that car and say goodbye to your outside life because you'll be spending the next nine months locked in your room!" Mr. West said
"No we're not going anywhere until you tell us why you hate each other!" 13 year old Jade yelled
"Yeah no matter how long it takes!" 13 year old Beck said as he breaks free from his dad
"Officer are you going to let them..." Mr. West said but Mr. Vega holds his taser
"You better tell them why you have a feud or else I'll arrest the both of you for child abuse." Mr. Vega says
"Fine. It was 20 years ago. Beck's dad and I were best friends until he decided to steal my toaster from me and never returned it." Mr. West says
"That's it?" 13 year old Jade asked
"All for a toaster? That's so stupid." 13 year old Beck said
"You can just by a new one." Mr. Vega says
"Stay out of this. This isn't your business." Mr. West said
"Uh I'm a cop so it kind of is my business." Mr. Vega says
"Uh I did to return it. I left it in your backyard." Mr. Oliver said
"Oh I guess I never looked there." Mr. West says
"So all this fighting was for nothing?" Mr. Oliver asked
"I guess so." Mr. West said
"Besides it was broken when I borrowed it. Guess it ran out of juice." Mr. Oliver said
"So does that I mean I can still see Jade?" 13 year old Beck asked
"Sure just as long she doesn't make you get a criminal record." Mr. Oliver replied
"Yeah we'll see." 13 year old Jade said in a weird tone
"I don't get paid enough for this." Mr. Vega says
The flashback ends
"And that's how we became Bade." Beck and Jade said as they kiss each other
"Wow all that fighting for a stupid toaster." André says
"Hey Beck is your dad still mad about that dog incident that happened almost 13 years ago?" Tori asked
"He eventually got over it when Jade and I got married 9 years ago." Beck replied
"Hey I forgot. What day was it when you two got married?" Cat asked
"When you and your old neighbor were kidnapped by that Nora chick." Jade replied
"Oh yeah I totally forgot about that." Cat said
"When did your dad get attack by a dog?" Trina asked
"When you were performing your Chicago show with the help from Robbie." Sinjin replied
"Oh I remember that. He tried forcing me to write the review but I said no." André says
"I wish I was there to attend your play, but I ended up getting sick when both events happened." Cat said
"Well did you at least watch it back when TheSlap was active?" Trina asked
"Oh yeah and on SplashFace." Cat replied
"Despite Trina not being a good actor, everyone loved her show." Robbie says
"Hey I can act sometimes." Trina said
"Background roles don't count. I know it's hard to believe me but trust me." Jade said
"Damn it! Wait what about that Spanish show I did 10 years ago? That counts." Trina says
"Didn't it get canceled after one season due to low ratings?" Cat asked
"And didn't it also not get a proper finale?" Robbie asks
"Why do you have to do this to me?" Trina says
"Well good story you guys." Tori said
"We managed to kill 60 minutes." Beck says
"Well it was actually 44 minutes but who's counting?" Sinjin asked
"Clearly you are." Trina replied
"So Jade are you ever going to have your baby or not?" Robbie asked
"Yeah it's been over 7 months and you were due a few weeks back." André says
"We'll worry about it next week." Jade said
"Oh come on!" Cat yelled as the episode comes to an end
The End
Ending Tagline: "You made me get ketchup and mustard in places that shouldn't have ketchup and mustard!" -Carrie (Part 1)
Ending Tagline: You're going to get the biggest punishment of a lifetime!" -Mr. West (Part 2)