This is the page with the list of all of Trina Vega's posts on TheSlap.com.
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- Trina: You should see the Christmas gift I got myself. It's amazing.
- Rex: You should see the gifts Robbie got me!
- Robbie: I didn't buy you anything.
- Rex: I used your credit cards.
- Trina: Let's just say "one" had a crooked toe. Do I, I mean, does "one" need their parent's permission to get cosmetic foot surgery?
- Cat: One time I had a crooked toe but I just stopped looking at it and it doesn't bother me anymore. Hopefully it straightened up.
- Trina: Happy Valentine's Day!!!!! Who loves me?
- Trina: I love ME!
- Robbie: I love you!
- Trina: Does anyone know how to delete someone's comment? If you do, can you please delete Robbie's?
- Rex: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I know, but I won't do it!
- Trina: Hey, everyone, don't forget NEXT Saturday is the performance of YOUR life! How do I know? Because I'm starring in it with a brand new song by me!
- Trina: Okay, my little sister NOW goes to school here at Hollywood Arts. She's not as talented or as pretty as me, but she's a wonderful person so be nice to her, okay?
- Tori: Thanks, Trina. Your support means everything to me.
- Trina: I know. Don't mention it, sis.
- Trina: My tongue is no longer engorged or throbbing erratically. I'm awesome!
- Robbie: So when we kiss again?
- Trina: I will NEVER kiss you again - unless someone pays me or I get famous from it.
- Robbie: You look pretty today. Are we boyfriend/girlfriend yet?
- Trina: Please stop writing on my posts. The A-listers read my board ALL the time and I don't want them to think I know you!
- Robbie: What time is dinner?
- Trina: I don't know what time YOUR dinner is! I'm eating at 7 WITHOUT you!
- Robbie: What's up sweets?
- Trina: Do they make digital restraining orders?
- Tori: Hey, Trina. Mom told me to remind you that tonight's your night to wash the dishes.
- Trina: Can't. Just got a manicure. You'll have to do it.
- Tori: We went together.... we BOTH just got manicure AT THE SAME TIME.
- Trina: Yeah but my hands are prettier than yours.
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- Trina: It's my BIRTHWEEK! Thanks for all the special birthday messages!
- Rex: Uh, I know what Tori should get you as a gift—new eyeballs 'cuz nobody wrote anything on your board!!
- Andre: See, there's Tori re-recording your tracks.
- Trina: I don't know what you're talking about.
- Trina: Check out my one-woman show, Trina! Playing all week. Everyone's talking about it!
- Trina: Excuse me! HELLO! Has my profile been disabled? How come I don't see tons of comments on my board?!
- Trina: I just insured my teeth for 1 million dolllars and it's ONLY gonna cost my parents $600/month. They don't know yet.
- Trina: At first I was insulted that I wasn't featured on "Robarazzi" but then I realized it's because I have no flaws.
- Rex: What about the fact that your right cheek is bigger than your left?
- Trina: WHAT? It is not! Or is it.... gotta go find a mirror.
- Trina: In just two days, I'll be putting up my video profile!!!!! Can you wait?
- Rex: Oh FANTASTIC. Shall we call the Vice President and ask him to tweet about it???
- Trina: For your information, many people are ANXIOUSLY awaiting this video—I've been getting texts about it all day.
- Tori: That's funny, cuz you left your phone at home today. Mom told me to tell you.
- Trina: I just uploaded MY PROFILE VIDEO!
- Trina: It's here! It's here! It's here! My video profile! You can thank me anytime!
- Trina: Wonder if my parents feel guilty that I turned out more talented than my sister.
- Trina: For years I have prayed to be hotter. Being stuck in an RV on the hottest day of the year is NOT what I had in mind.
- Trina: I am blessed with small pores and the legs of a super model. Plus, my breath smells minty fresh. So why don't I have a boyfriend?
- Trina: Why do they call the show "America's Most Talented" if they're not letting me, America's Most Talented, on the show?
- Trina: It's so hot in L.A. right now. When I'm rich and famous I'm getting a summer home in Antarctica!
- Tori: Well I can't wait for that day. Say hi to the penguin for me.... and BTW, next time I have to get up early, don't blast your music until 3 in the morning!
- Trina: I keep getting fan mail. I don't even open it anymore.
- Tori: Well, I opened it. It was a letter from the dentist. You have an appointment next week.
- Trina: How do you delete comments?
- Trina: I look really good today.
- Trina: Having a car wash this Saturday in Burbank to raise money for the Miss Hollywood Arts Pageant!
- Rex: I'll be there. P.S. I don't have a car.
- Trina: Ew.
- Robbie: Just cleared my schedule.
- Trina: Ew.... Again.
- Tori: Umm. There is NO Miss Hollywood Arts Pageant.
- Trina: Yeah, I know, that's why I'm starting one.
- Trina: I didn't do anything.
- Trina: Why am I up this early?
- Tori: It's 3 in the afternoon. :I
- Trina: I know!!!! So lame!
- Trina: Surfing lessons later. Headed to store to get waterproof mascara so I look hot for my instructor.
- Trina: My instructor was a girl. Wasted 5 bucks.
- Trina: OMG!!! I just met Perez Hilton on the airplane!!! I fly on planes with FAMOUS PEOPLE!
- Andre: Hey how's your pit zit coming along?
- Trina: DON'T TALK ABOUT IT!
- Trina: Back to school. I bet everyone is excited to see me and my summer tan.
- Jade: No one is excited to see any part of you.
- Rex: That's not true. She's got a pretty mouth when she shuts it.
- Trina: Okay, I need everyone to stop what they're doing and think good thoughts to me. I MUST GET THIS PART!
- Trina: Ugh. Fluorescent lights make my skin look so BLAH! That's the LAST time I visit someone in the hospital.
- Trina: I just heard that Melinda Murray's OUT of her new movie. I could TOTALLY play her part! C'mon Hollywood, pick me!
- Trina: I didn't really do much this week. So unlike me. Weird.
- Trina: Everyone! Drop what you're doing and FEEL MY FEET!
- Trina: So my parents took away my credit card again. Does anyone know how I can get money without having to get a job?
- Trina: The guy who usually does my homework for me is sick today. Anyone want to volunteer?
- Trina: I could totally be a professional country singer. I just need to find out where they sell giant belt buckles.
- Trina: Somedays you need to just kick back and take a 3 hour lunch break.
- Tori: But not on a Wednesday during school. I'm telling mom.
- Trina: No DON'T! I'll do anything! I'll give you back the sweater I borrowed last year.
- Tori: Deal.
- Trina: Why don't people ever cheer when I enter a room? I deserve applause people! It's not easy being this perfect!
- Trina: I heard seaweeds is good for your hair and skin. Luckily I don't have to eat that chiz because my hair and skin are perfect.
- Trina: I'm so thankful that I was born pretty and talented. I feel bad for everyone else.
- Trina: I get a lot of stuff for free. That's what happens when you're pretty.
- Trina: My masseuse was dumped by her BF today. Cry on your own time, lady. I'm paying good money for you to rub me.
- Trina: Who would like me to sing at their Christmas party this year? I don't do bonnets though—they mess up my hair.
- Trina: The worst part about being perfect is that I really don't have any resolutions.
- Trina: I'm only pretty on days of the week that end in "day".
- Trina: Being a celebrity is awesome.
- Tori: But you were a fake celebrity.
- Trina: I totally need a personal assistant, but my parents won't pay for one. Oh, a personal masseure would be nice too.
- Trina: Absolute Nightmare in life = Going on a reality show where they take away my makeup. Not that I need it, but I like it.
- Trina: @ the Grub Truck. Working is hard!!!! Who choses to do this?
- Trina: Boys are scared to ask me out cuz my dad's a cop. True story.
- Trina: Anyone know a good lawyer? Please don't ask why.
- Cat: Uh oh! did that music producer actually file a restraining order against you again?
- Rex: I do. But he doesn't accept credit cards, he prefers to get paid in singles.
- Trina: Thank you both for being zero help.
- Trina: Sent home from school today because my heels where too high!
- Rex: Good. I like it when girls take their shoes off, they're closer to my height.
- Trina: Why are you always hitting on me?
- Rex: If I wasn't hittin' on you, no one would be.
- Trina: Working on my sunless tan today (which means I'm too busy to talk to you)!
- Tori: But you're not too busy to update your Slap page?
- Trina: I AM too busy to update my Slap page. That's why I didn't post pics of me tanning!
- Tori: Oh, okay.... you're still typing by the way.
- Trina: Help! I'm still locked in my bathroom! If anyone cares please rescue me!
- Jade: Nobody cares.
- Sinjin: I don't know why you're so upset. You have a very nice bathroom.
- Trina: A bird totally dive-bombed me the beach! What gives? Don't they know I'm a vegetarian today!
- Trina: My voice always sounds so great in the shower. I should really turn my bathroom into a recording studio.
- Trina: It's nice to finally have a Saturday night out without Tori and her little friends following me around.
- Trina: When you buy jeans, how come they're always so tight? Gotta spend my whole weekend stretching these things out.... Ugh.
- Tori: Crazy thought, but you could always just buy jeans that are already your size.
- Trina: The Internet has made it possible for the whole world to enjoy my face. Thanks Internet!
- Trina: If I could tear down the wall between mine and Tori's room, I'd have an awesome enormous master-suite!
- Tori: Yeah, but where would I sleep?
- Trina: We have a perfectly good couch in the living room.
- Trina: Good News: Ke$ha did a private concert at my house! Bad News: My parents are making me and Tori clean up ALL the confetti. Curse her confetti canons!
- Tori: Why are you complaining? I did all the work while you're in a hot tub!
- Trina: The thought of work stresses me out.
- Trina: Just chillin' in the tub. Typing on my PearPhone. I love using technology while I bath.
- Trina: Can you believe that Tori thinks that hummingbirds are ACTUAL birds? HA HA!
- Tori: They ARE birds!
- Trina: No they're not.... They're ACTUALLY giant insects.
- Andre: Ummm, Trina, you might want to check your facts.
- Trina: Anyone know how to delete a status update?
- Trina: Only a REAL actor would ACTUALLY catch tuberculosis for a role!
- Trina: I totally should have been Prom Queen!!! What's wrong with you people! Can't you recognize royalty when you see it?!?
- Trina: How did people know what time it was before cell phones?
- Trina: Watching iCarly while I pluck my toe hairs and I've got one question: What is wrong with that Gibby kid?
- Tori: My one question is: Why tell everyone on TheSlap that you are plucking your toe hairs?
- Trina: Why does everyone get mad when I tell them how terrible their outfits are? I'm doing them a favor!
- Trina: Can you believe Tori won't let me use her bedroom to store my massive shoe collection? Why are some people so selfish?
- Trina: Just wanted to say "You're Welcome" to Tori for getting her into that amazing party last weekend.
- Tori: Um, I invited you to the party AND I had to pay the guy throwing it 40 bucks just to get you in!
- Trina: They're shutting down the freeway this weekend?! What! But I'm supposed to go to the beach!!! Why didn't they asked me first!
- Tori: Yeah, seriously. The city should ask YOU about your weekend plans before they do the any roadway project.
- Trina: I know! What's their deal?
- Tori: I was being sarcastic!
- Trina: Having a blast on tour—even though only 2 people showed up to my gig last night. I'm sure tomorrow will be packed though.
- Trina: Got eyelash extensions and now my eyes are glued together. Good thing the rest of my face is so pretty to make up for it.
- Trina: Hello friends! I'm back from my trip to Yerba!!! Who missed me???!!!!???
- Trina: Seriously? NO ONE MISSED ME???!!!
- Trina: I was a "booth babe" at a comic convention last weekend. Can you believe not a single one of those nerds tried to ask me out!
- Tori: Ummm... do you really want people to answer that?
- Trina: I'm planning my own HUGE surprise party this weekend!!! And you're all invited!!! Just don't tell Trina!!! LOL!
- Trina: Am I mysterious enough? Do people on the street stop and wonder "Who is that woman? I need to get to know her!
- Trina: Whenever I'm at a restaurant and I hear the waiters singing Happy Birthday to someone, I join them. I figure they need a talented singer to help out.
- Trina: I'm on a new diet. All you're allowed to eat is baby food. It's supposed to be really good for you.
- Tori: That would explain why three boxes of mashed beets were delivered to the house today.
- Rex: I get it Trina. Chewing is hard. Think I'm going to make Robbie mash up all my food from now on.
- Trina: At the hospital after my accident. My back is sore, I have a headache and a chipped tooth... but my feet STILL look perfect!!! Thanks Foon-Yee!
- Trina: Anybody want to pluck my eyebrows for me? I'll pay you $5.
- Jade: I'm not sure you want me around your eye with something sharp and pointy.
- Trina: I really think I could marry a prince if I could just meet one. Anyone know where they hang out?
- Trina: Anyone want a pizza with peppers on it? I'll bring it to your house -- but only if you live next door or you're cute.
- Trina: My parents won't buy me the new Pear Phone even though I NEED it! The phone I have now is almost 2 months old! It's ancient!!!
- Trina: I should be hired to be "The Pretty One" in everything EVER! Movies, TV shows, courtroom reenactments, EVERYTHING!
- Trina: Can someone please explain to me why I'm not famous yet? Hollywood is sitting on a potential gold mine and that gold mine is me!
- Trina: I always stop traffic when I'm out jogging in my cute workout outfit. Even all sweaty, I'm still gorgeous!
- Tori: Traffic was stopped cuz you were jogging in the middle of the street!
- Trina: Well, no one can see me if I'm all the way over on the sidewalk.
- Trina: Making dinner for my boyfriend.
- Tori: You don't have a boyfriend... and you're sitting by me on the couch watching a movie.
- Trina: I never said my status updates were 100% factual. By the way, since we're outing each other... Nice zit.
- Trina: Dad will only let me bring 3 suitcases on our flight next week! I need 3 just for my shoes! Why is he so cheap?
- Tori: We're going to Grandpa's for 2 days. All you need is a gym bag full of clothes.
- Trina: And you wonder why people say I'm the fashionable sister.
- Tori: Who says that?
- Trina: I love Black Friday! It combines my love of spending my dad's $$ and admiring how good I look in dressing room mirrors.
- Trina: I want a boyfriend BEFORE Christmas. Text me if you give good gifts and want to date me for a month. We can break up on New Year's.
- Trina: For Christmas, if anyone wants to pay my two unpaid parking tickets, I would be totally okay with that.
- Trina: just counted the presents under the tree and I have 3 more gifts than Tori! I'm winning Christmas!!!
- Tori: You can't win Christmas!!!!
- Tori: And why do you have more gifts than me? :(
- Trina: Stupid Cold Weather!!! What's the point of looking sooo good in short shorts if it's too cold to wear 'em?!
- Trina: The problem with being such a good actor is that I rarely make mistakes. I have to bloop on purpose to make the blooper reels.
- Trina: Dear Guy-in-Front-of-Me-at-Yoga-Class. Please wear looser pants. You've ruined the Downward Facing Dog for me.
- Trina: I wish there was a way I could get in shape without sweating. How am I supposed to meet a hot guy at the gym when my arm pits are all drippy?
- Trina: Uggghhhhhhh, I'm so bored. Why won't someone come to my house and entertain me?
- Trina: I hate shaving my arm pits. Can someone please make it trendy for girls to have underarm hair already?
- Trina: Dontcha think me and Beck would be perfect together? Cuz I do. I deserve me some of that hotness.
- Trina: How come when Tori and Andre sing for Shawn Quincy everyone loves it, but when i do it, i get thrown out by security?
- Trina: I feel bad for people who are rich BUT NOT famous. What's the point of having money if no one knows about it?
- Trina: I totally think this senior named Josh likes me, but I don't want to get my hopes up… too late, they're already up! Call me Josh!
- Trina: Can you believe my date canceled on me just because I have pink eye? Like our eyes would even touch! C'mon!
- Trina:Ugh, my friends are going to the premiere of the new Galaxy Wars movie without me! Life is so unfair!
- Tori: But you hate Galaxy Wars.
- Trina: Yeah, but I hate when my friends do things without me even more!
- Rex: What friends?
- Trina: At the doctor's office for a check up. They'll probably find out I have a bad case of the awesomes!
- Trina: Okay, it wasn't the awesomes. It was a sinus infection. :(
- Trina: Do any guys want to come over and make some ice for me? All my beverages are warm and all the ice trays are empty.
- Beck: This is truly a new low in laziness.
- Trina: I sound so good when i sing in the car. I should really record myself and make an album called "Trina's Car Tunes."
- Trina: I just painted my nails with 24K gold nail polish. One finger was $250. Now i need $2250 more to finish my manicure . Anyone want to give it to me?
- Trina: Does anyone want to drive to Orange County and fix my flat tire? I'd really appreciate it.
- Rex: No.
- Jade: No.
- Tori: No.
- Trina: I hate you all.
- Trina: I found these awesome shoes online but they don't come in my size. Sometimes I wish I had detachable shoes!
- Trina: Can I borrow someone's car tomorrow? I have to drive to the valley and I don't want to ruin my car hitting all those pot holes.
- Trina: How did I get in to Hollywood Arts? Two words: PURE TALENT!!!
- Jade: You're PURE LYING!
- Trina: Rented a boat this weekend. Who wants to come and take pics of me while my hair is blowing the wind?
- Trina: I picked out my really awesome stage name for the Platinum Music Awards: P-Zazz!!! What do you guys think?
- Andre: I think I'm really craving some pizza right now.
- Tori: Still sounds like a medicine you take to help you pee.
- Trina: I hate both of you.
- Trina: Did you know in Italy you're not supposed to tip your waiters? That's why I never tip at the Olive Bargain. Makes the meal more authentic.
- Tori: And that's why I never go to the Olive Bargain with you. I just know they're spitting in our food.
- Trina: It's really weird being the prettiest person in the room. It almost makes me feel guilty. Almost.
- Trina: My used tissues weigh like five pounds each!!! Why does my head have so much snot in it???
- Trina: I've never been invited to hang out with anyone in my own grade. Probably because girls think their BFs will dump them and date me.
- Trina: I hate phony people. Why can't they just be themselves? These are just some of the thoughts I have during my feet whitening sessions.
- Trina: Is there any way I can get paid to tan? Cuz I can totally lay by a pool for hours. I'm just naturally good at it.
- Trina: My favorite nail salon is closed today because of Independence Day. :( Thanks a lot John Adams!
- Trina: I just found a toenail in my orange soda. Disgusting! I should sue!
- Tori: It's yours. That's what you get for clipping your nails near an open soda can.
- Trina: But I can still sue, right?
- Trina: In exactly 11 days 20 hours 55 mins and 32 secs it will be my my 1/3 birthday. What are you guys gonna get me?
- Tori: Your 1/3 birthday?
- Trina: You know, like Half-Birthday. Except I get three of 'em.
- Trina: Eyelash extensions are $$ but I can always justify anything that enhances my beauty. I am pretty without them, but with them, I'm gorgeous.
- Trina: My new high heels hurt too much to walk in, so everyone please come over to me and admire them while I sit.
- Trina: I'm thinking about starting my own fan club. Would any of you want to join?
- Trina: Why do I have to take science? I'm too beautiful to science!
- Trina: Why do I have to clean my room on Labor Day?! My parents are so unpatriotic!
- Trina: Ahhh, I got a sunburn in my inner ear! How does that even happen?
- Trina: There is no big 80% sale at Wanko's! Don't believe the lies!
- Cat: Yes there is. You told us about it and said not to tell anyone else because you wanted to be the only one there!
- Trina: Shut up!!!!
- Trina: 6 am pilates. I hate waking up early, but I hate a saggy butt even more.
- Trina: When I have a daughter I'll name her Trina Jr. and she'll be fabulous! Her friends will be sooooooo jealous.
- Trina: I was happy when we got assigned to read Hamlet 'cuz I thought it was about a talking pig. Turns out it's just about boring old people.
- Trina: Looks like I'm the most popular Vega sister on TheSlap! Thanks to all my followers for making this happen! Love you all!
- Sinjin: Don't forget me! I'm the only reason you have any fans at all
- Trina: Shush! Do you wanna learn to jump rope or not!?!
- Trina: I'm starring in a hot new show called ¡Divertisimo! It's spanish for "high quality television with a beautiful lead actress."
- Jade: You play a piece of cheese. Kinda fitting I guess.