"I ate 5 boxes of raisin bran at Sikowitz's Sleepover. Maybe I should have broken character... so, so sick to my stomach!" - Tori from TheSlap
"Robbie ate about half of theses chips at Sikowitz's sleepover before noticing they expired in 2005. Sikowitz doesn't get a lot of company apparently." - Tori from TheSlap
"Did you ever kiss someone who DIDN'T close their eyes?? WEIRD!" - Tori from TheSlap
"Andre later gave birth to a bouncing baby soccer ball. He named it David. What? Were you waiting for a funnier name?" - Tori from TheSlap
"I think this is the very first time I've ever seen Jade wear a hat. No this photo description isn't funny. I'm just pointing out the facts here people." - Tori from TheSlap
"Here is Cat as an 80's comedian. None of us were alive in the 80's so we're not sure if she got the look totally right. Sikowitz doesn't remember the 80's so he doesn't know either." - Tori from TheSlap
"The best thing about Beck's British Guy costume is that his cane doubles as a mini golf club. I could see how that could occasionally come in handy. Maybe." - Tori from TheSlap
"Robbie had a great time with my parents last night. Which is why he's so upset they won't accept his multiple SplashFace friend requests." - Tori from TheSlap
"This WAS Robbie's PearPad... until Rex used it as a boogie board in the ocean. PearPads and salt water are NOT a good mix!" - Tori from TheSlap
"What do you call it when everyone in a pic looks great but one person is yawning? A yawn bomb?" - Tori from TheSlap
"Is it weird that Sikowitz and this kid share the same genes?? Jason better take as many pictures as he can while he's young and full of hair!" - Tori from TheSlap
"Andre's Grandma flipped when I took this pic. She told Andre she thinks I'm a Russian spy and that I'm going to sell this picture of her to the Canadians. Not exactly following her logic here." - Tori from TheSlap