"Doug the Diaper Guy ONLY wears eco-friendly, reusable diapers. Ew. Reusable man-diapers are disgusting!" - Tori from TheSlap
"You know, for someone who didn't even want to be there, Jade sure dressed up all purty for the Prome." - Tori from TheSlap
"Here's Andre and his girlfriend, Sherry. Hey, wait a second! Andre posed the EXACT same way in the last pic. Dude needs to change it up once in a while." - Tori from TheSlap
"Robbie didn't believe Cat's date was a football-playing, burned-jacket-wearing, spinning-hat aficionado named Tug? Yeah, I could see why." - Tori from TheSlap
"We're not gonna let a little (A LOT of) rain shut us down! BFB!!! My best friend's brother is the one for me... C'mon, sing along!!!!" - Tori from TheSlap
"When's the royal wedding?" - Tori from TheSlap
"Rex asked me to pass along this warning: If you're going to the Northridge Prom, DO NOT eat the shrimp. (He's practically lived in the bathroom for a week.)" - Tori from TheSlap
"Sikowitz said he got these tires off his bicycle. We think he's a little confused." - Tori from TheSlap
"If you're ever feeling down just say to yourself, "At least I've never pressed a wad of Sinjin's used meatloaf against his chest."" - Tori from TheSlap
"'Memba that shirt Sinjin gave me a long time ago with the mysterious stain on it? I think I just figured out how the stain got there." - Tori from TheSlap