"Nancy always says the secret to a good marriage is a good mustache." - Tori from TheSlap
"Hey guys, it took a lot of effort to reject you through song. That's how much we don't like you." - Tori from TheSlap
"Cat and Robbie like to break bad news to people through song. Wouldn't it be weird if they have to tell someone their cat had been robbed?" - Tori from TheSlap
"In family portraits, Nancy always slightly turns her head and faces her favorite twin." - Tori from TheSlap
"I'm not sure what looks faker: my mustache, the giant moon behind me, or the two awesome finger guns I'm pointing at camera." - Tori from TheSlap
"Jade doesn't look so scary as a blonde... but still I wouldn't get too close." - Tori from TheSlap