"In This Photo:It’s not every day that I get to put on my short shorts and pump fists with my best friend. #AwesomeSaturday" - Robbie from TheSlap
"I had to put up another picture of Andre and me in our tiny shorts because I think we both look very buff. Please don’t comment if you disagree." - Robbie from TheSlap
"In This Photo:This is the first time I’ve seen Mrs. Lee smile. Who knew she was such a hambone groupie." - Robbie from TheSlap
"When I was signing Kwakoo’s book it smelled of squid and brought back painful memories of chopping up that slimy sea creature." - Robbie from TheSlap
"Stretching your hamstrings really strengthens your hamboning. Hey, I’m not a doctor, I just know what works." - Robbie from TheSlap
"After a big hambone fight, I usually have really sore thighs from all the slappage. But a vigorous lotioning usually helps." - Robbie from TheSlap
"If someone HAD to kick me off my hambone throne, I’m glad it’s Tori. That girl can make slapping herself look so graceful." - Robbie from TheSlap
"If someone HAD to kick me off my hambone throne, I’m glad it’s Tori. That girl can make slapping herself look so graceful." - Robbie from TheSlap
"Gerald is such a cheater. First, he cheated on Tori… then he cheated on me. Oh wait, that didn’t come out right." - Robbie from TheSlap