Blog #1: Jade Hates Compliments
Beck says he's blogging about his lovely girlfriend because she told him he had to. He explains that dating her isn't very easy, because she takes every compliment the wrong way. He then explains that he was extra nice to her all week, and recorded her reactions. Here are the results:
"Hey it's me Beck. Thought I'd take a moment to blog about my lovely girlfriend Jade. (She told me if I blog on TheSlap, I HAVE to blog about HER... So this one's for you, Jade.)
Let's just say that dating Jade isn't exactly a picnic all of the time. See, most girls love when you compliment them and go out of your way to make them happy. But with Jade, it's a little more complicated. She takes every compliment the wrong way. So, for fun I've been super nice to her all week just to see her reaction. Here are the results.
Me: "Hi, baby."
Blog #2: The Stories of Our Lives
Beck posted this blog showing different book covers of all his friends. He said when they get famous, they'll have their own books:
"Sup guys. So you know how when anyone gets famous, there's always a tell-all book or biography written about them?
That got me thinking, when one of us makes it big, what will be the title of our books? Here's what I'm thinking....
Buy my Book or I'll Hurt You: Jade West
The Sikowitz Memoirs: I Don't Remember Anything, Sorry.
How to Make It without Talent: The Trina Vega StoryCat Valentine: Yay for Words!
Yeah, these probably won't be the biggest sellers. Oh well.