Trending Now!

Trending Now! is a new segment on TheSlap. A particular topic is choosen every week and students from Hollywood Arts will post something that is related to that topic.

#PrettyPeopleProblems
Tori Vega: When everything in the store looks good on you, it's hard to decide what to buy.

Jade West: When even vampire makeup doesn't make you look scary.

Trina Vega: When people are jealous cuz you're sooooooooooo much prettier than they are.

Beck Oliver: Casting directors never take you seriously when you read for the part of the "Ugly Best Friend".

Cat Valentine: Wasting your whole day staring at yourself in the mirror.

Andre Harris: You don't know how to pop a zit because you've never gotten one before.

Sikowitz: When the lady at the coffee shop puts extra cream in your coffee to impress you... but you're lactose intolerant. (And the bathroom is occupied)

Robbie Shapiro: Fun house mirrors don't make me look goofy.

Sinjin Van Cleef: I don't have anything to contribute to this topic. :(

#ThingsYourGrandmaSays
Robbie Shapiro: I still can't believe they closed the internet.

Sinjin Van Cleef: The sore on my face keeps getting infected. Can you please apply my ointment for me?

Tori Vega: Will you please tell Trina to stop asking if she's in the will.

Andre Harris: The post office is run by aliens trying to enter your home and steal your ketchup.

Cat Valentine: I never tell the security guards at the airport that I have a fake knee. It's always funny when it sets off the alarms and they freak out.

Sikowitz: Why am I still alive? I'm 108 years old. Even my youngest grandchild is balding.

Rex Powers: My grandma was recycled years ago. She's now part of an outdoor dining set.

Jade West: I don't understand why you've dyed your hair black and blue. You look like a bad bruise.

Beck Oliver: Can you believe The Cheesecake Warehouse is now charging full-price for seniors? I wish someone would fix the economy before 4 PM today!

#TurkeyTunes
Tori Vega: When A Man Loves a Turkey (When A Man Loves a Woman)

Jade West: Hit Me with Your Best Sauce (Hit Me with Your Best Shot)

Trina Vega: Teenage Cream Corn (Teenage Dream)

Beck Oliver: Total Eclipse of the Tart (Total Eclipse of the Heart)

Cat Valentine: You Belong with Meat (You Belong with Me)

Andre Harris: I've Got a Filling (I've Got a Feeling)

Sikowitz: Gravy, Gravy, Gravy (Baby, Baby, Baby). I think I have what they call Bieber Fever.

Robbie Shapiro: Miss Indigestion (Miss Independent)

Rex Powers: All The Northridge Girls. There's no Thanksgiving twist on that one. It's just all I could think about.

#ThanksgivingDon'ts
Tori Vega: Don't invite your ex-boyfriend. He'll probably just end up weeping into his creamed corn while he begs you to take him back.

Andre Harris: Don't remind your grandma the turkey used to be alive. She'll be worried about turkey terrorists all night long.

Trina Vega: Don't waste your hottest outfit on dinner when only your family is going to be there to see you.

Sinjin VanCleef: Don't chew your dinner and spit it out just to see the awesome fall colors on your plate. People don't like that.

Beck Oliver: Don't let Jade say grace before dinner starts unless you want your family to cry.

Jade West: Don't lock your annoying cousin in the basement. Your dad might call the cops on you.

Robbie Shapiro: Don't wear your tightest jeans to the dinner table because it's embarrassing to have to unbutton them at the table.

Rex Powers: Don't get too close to the oven if you don't want your face to melt.

Sikowitz: Don't miss Thanksgiving because you forgot what day it's on. Apparently it's always on a Thursday. Or is it Friday?

#I'm Thankful For
Robbie Shapiro: I'm thankful for yoga pants... and the girls who wear them to my yoga class.

Cat Valentine: I'm thankful for my hair because my head would be cold without it.

Rex Powers: I'm thankful for the community of Northridge and the ladies it produces.

Sikowitz: I'm thankful for Hollywood Arts because I was headed to the carnival before I got this job.

Trina Vega: I'm thankful because I'm everything a boy would want.

Andre Harris: I'm thankful for my fingers 'cuz without them I couldn't play the piano -- and my friends would call me Nubby.

Tori Vega: I'm thankful for ear plugs whenever Trina is singing in the shower.

Beck Oliver: I'm thankful for Jade because if I don't write that, she'll text-harass me all night.

Jade West: I'm thankful that we only have to be thankful on one day and that day will be over soon.

#Bad Mall Experiences
Robbie Shapiro: Those shirtless models that hang out in front of stores. They make me feel inferior.

Cat Valentine: When you come out of a store to find your brother knee-deep in the fountain picking up "free money."

Rex Powers: Mall Santas. I don't wanna sit on some grown man's lap? Why not a cute lady elf? I'd sit on her lap.

Sikowitz: Getting arrested for not wearing shoes in the mall. Do you know how gross the police station floor is?

Trina Vega: When the hot guy who works at The Pear Store tells you he isn't allowed to date customers. I think he's lying.

Andre Harris: When the person in front of you at the check out counter is paying her $48 bill in dimes and pennies.

Tori Vega: When that annoying guy with the slicked back hair at the cell phone kiosk asks you for your number... again!

Beck Oliver: When those perfume ladies spray me like I'm on fire. I'm a boy. I don't want to smell like petunias.

Jade West: That store where moms dress like their little girls and their little girls dress like their dolls. What is up with that?

#New Years Resolutions
Robbie Shapiro:I resolve to think up really good comebacks to Rex's insults.

Cat Valentine: I resolve to focus more on what I'm doing so that….. hey did you ever wonder why frogs can't speak Spanish?

Sinjin Van Cleef:I resolve to be able to fit into even skinnier jeans.

Sikowitz: I resolve to finally find that 35 cents I lost in my couch cushions in 2003.

Trina Vega: I resolve to stay perfect for one more year

Andre Harris: I resolve to become an overnight millionaire as a singer/songwriter. Hey, I can dream right?

Tori Vega: I resolve to record at least 3 original songs this year -- or at least 3 really good covers.

Beck Oliver: I resolve to follow my resolution at least through January... then I reserve the right to change it.

Jade West: I resolve to be less nice to people. I've been waaaaaay too easy on you guys this year.

#Stuff Sikowitz Says
Trina Vega: My fave Sikowitz quote: "I put my pants on both legs at a time!" --> How is this even possible?! If it were, I'd be able to do it!

Andre Harris: I liked it when he said, "Oh shoot, my mom forgot to put a note in my lunch today." --> Like he's 8 years old. Ha!

Robbie Shapiro: Sikowitz's best advice to me was: "When life leads you to a fork in the road, you should really go back home. It just gets too confusing." --> Truer words have never been spoken.

Tori Vega: This one made me sad because I actually DID this to him! --> "I don't know why people keep handing me dollar bills while I'm waiting for the bus. Do I look like I need the cash?!?"

Sinjin Van Cleef: My favorite Sikowitz quote: "You there, boy. Fetch me my coconuts." It was the first time he'd ever talked to me. I felt so honored.

Cat Valentine: My favorite quote from him was this: "Teaching acting is like coconut farming. Except you don't need to drill into students' heads to get out the acting juice. Actually it's nothing like coconut farming. Nevermind."

Beck Oliver: Sikowitz to me: "Cherish your hair." Uh, thanks.

Jade West: "Your acting was so terrifying, I'll have to sleep with the lights on tonight." My proudest moment.

Sikowitz: I liked when I said, "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." That's one of mine right?