List of posts by Trina Vega

This is the page of Trina Vega's posts on TheSlap.com.

Posts

 * Trina: You should see the Chistmas gift I got myself. It's amazing.
 * Rex: You should see the gifts Robbie got me!
 * Robbie: I didn't buy you anything.
 * Rex: I used your credit cards.


 * Trina: Let's just say "one" had a crooked toe. Do I, I mean, does "one" need their parent's permission to get cosmetic foot surgery?
 * Cat: One time I had a crooked toe but I just stopped looking at it and it doesn't bother me anymore. Hopefully it straightned up.


 * Trina: Happy Valentine's Day!!!!! Who loves me?
 * Trina: I love ME!
 * Robbie: I love you!
 * Trina: Does anyone know how to delete someone's comment? If you do, can you please delete Robbie's?
 * Rex: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I know, but I won't do it!


 * Trina: Hey, everyone, don't forget NEXT Saturday is the performance of YOUR life! How do I know? Because I'm starring in it wirh a brand new song by me!
 * Andre: Hey, Trina. Don't forget WHO wrote the song.
 * Trina: OH, Andrew, nobody cares who wrote it! All people care about is who Trina3.jpgRMS it!


 * Trina: Okay, my little sister NOW goes to school here at Hollywood Arts. She's not as talented or as pretty as me, but she's a wonderful person so be nice to her, okay?
 * Tori: Thanks, Trina. Your support means everything to me.
 * Trina: I know. Don't mention it, sis.


 * Trina: My tongue is no longer engorged or throbbing erratically. I'm awesome!


 * Trina: I am Trina-riffic! That's Terrific -- BUT BETTER!Trina1.jpg


 * Robbie: So when we kiss again?
 * Trina: I will NEVER kiss you again - unless someone pays me or I get famous from it.


 * Robbie: You look pretty today. Are we boyfriend/girlfriend yet?
 * Trina: Please stop writing on my posts. The A-listers read my board ALL the time and I don't want them to think I know you!


 * Robbie: What time is dinner?
 * Trina: I don't know what time YOUR dinner is! I'm eating at 7 WITHOUT you!


 * Robbie: What's up sweets?
 * Trina: Do they make digital restraining orders?


 * Tori: Hey, Trina. Mom told me to remind you that tonight's your night to wash the dishes.
 * Trina: Can't. Just got a manicure. You'll have to do it.
 * Tori: We went together.... we BOTH just got manicure AT THE SAME TIME.
 * Trina: Yeah but my hands are prettier than yours.


 * Trina: It's my BIRTHWEEK! Thanks for all the special birthday messages!
 * Rex: Uh, I know what Tori should get you as a gift -- new eyeballs 'cuz nobody wrote anything on your board!!


 * Andre: See, there's Tori re-recording your tracks.
 * Trina: I don't know what you're talking about.


 * Trina: Check out my one-woman show, Trina! Playing all week. Everyone's talking about it!


 * Trina: Excuse me! HELLO! Has my profile been disabled? How come I don't see tons of comments on my board?!


 * Trina: I just insured my teeth for 1 million dolllars and it's ONLY gonna cost my parents $600/month. They don't know yet.


 * Trina: At first I was insulted that I wasn't featured on "Robarazzi" but then I realized it's because I have no flaws.
 * Rex: What about the fact that your right cheek is bigger than your left?
 * Trina: WHAT? It is not! Or is it.... gotta go find a mirror.


 * Trina: In just two days, I'll be putting up my video profile!!!!! Can you wait?
 * Rex: Oh FANTASTIC. Shall we call the Vice President and ask him to tweet about it???
 * Trina: For your information, many people are ANXIOUSLY awaiting this video -- I've been getting texts about it all day.
 * Tori: That's funny, cuz you left your phone at home today. Mom told me to tell you.


 * Trina: I just uploaded MY PROFILE VIDEO!


 * Trina: It's here! It's here! It's here! My video profile! You can thank me anytime!


 * Trina: Wonder if my parents feel guilty that I turned out more talented than my sister.


 * Trina: For years I have prayed to be hotter. Being stuck in an RV on the hottest day of the year is NOT what I had in mind.


 * Trina: I am blessed with small pores and the legs of a super model. Plus, my breath smells minty fresh. So why don't I have a boyfriend?


 * Trina: Why do they call the show "America's Most Talented" if they're not letting me, America's Most Talented, on the show?


 * Trina: It's so hot in L.A. right now. When I'm rich and famous I'm getting a summer home in Antarctica!
 * Tori: Well I can't wait for that day. Say hi to the penguin for me.... and BTW, next time I have to get up early, don't blast your music until 3 in the morning!


 * Trina: I keep getting fan mail. I don't even open it anymore.
 * Tori: Well, I opened it. It was a letter from the dentist. You have an appointment next week.
 * Trina: How do you delete comments?


 * Trina: I look really good today.


 * Trina: Having a car wash this Saturday in Burbank to raise money for the Miss Hollywood Arts Pageant!
 * Rex: I'll be there. P.S. I don't have a car.
 * Trina: Ew.
 * Robbie: Just cleared my schedule.
 * Trina: Ew.... Again.
 * Tori: Umm. There is NO Miss Hollywood Arts Pageant.
 * Trina: Yeah, I know, that's why I'm starting one.


 * Trina: I didn't do anything.


 * Trina: Why am I up this early?
 * Tori: It's 3 in the afternoon. :I
 * Trina: I know!!!! So lame!


 * Trina: Surfing lessons later. Headed to store to get waterproof mascara so I look hot for my instructor.
 * Trina: My instructor was a girl. Wasted 5 bucks.


 * Trina: OMG!!! I just met Perez Hilton on the airplane!!! I fly on planes with FAMOUS PEOPLE!


 * Andre: Hey how's your pit zit coming along?
 * Trina: DON'T TALK ABOUT IT!


 * Trina: Back to school. I bet everyone is excited to see me and my summer tan.
 * Jade: No one is excited to see any part of you.
 * Rex: That's not true. She's got a pretty mouth when she shuts it.


 * Trina: Okay, I need everyone to stop what they're doing and think good thoughts to me. I MUST GET THIS PART!


 * Trina: Ugh. Fluorescent lights make my skin look so BLAH! That's the LAST time I visit someone in the hospital.


 * Trina: I just heared that Melinda Murray's OUT of her new movie. I could TOTALLY play her part! C'mon Hollywood, pick me!


 * Trina: I didn't really do much this week. So unlike me. Weird.


 * Trina: Everyone! Drop what you're doing and FEEL MY FEET!


 * Trina: So my parents took away my credit card again. Does anyone know how I can get money without having to get a job?


 * Trina: The guy who usually does my homework for me is sick today. Anyone want to volunteer?


 * Trina: I could totally be a professional country singer. I just need to find out where they sell giant belt buckles.


 * Trina: Somedays you need to just kick back and take a 3 hour lunch break.
 * Tori: But not on a Wednesday during school. I'm telling mom.
 * Trina: No DON'T! I'll do anything! I'll give you back the sweater I borrowed last year.
 * Tori: Deal.


 * Trina: Why don't people ever cheer when I enter a room? I deserve applause people! It's not easy being this perfect!


 * Trina: I heard seaweeds is good for your hair and skin. Luckily I don't have to eat that chiz because my hair and skin are perfect.


 * Trina: I'm so thankful that I was born pretty and talented. I feel bad for everyone else.


 * Trina: I get a lot of stuff for free. That's what happens when you're pretty.


 * Trina: My masseuse was dumped by her BF today. Cry on your own time, lady. I'm paying good money for you to rub me.


 * Trina: Who would like me to sing at their Christmas party this year? I don't do bonnets though -- they mess up my hair.


 * Trina: The worst part about being perfect is that I really don't have any resolutions.


 * Trina: I'm only pretty on days of the week that end in "day".


 * Trina: Being a celebrity is awesome.
 * Tori: But you were a fake celebrity.


 * Trina: I totally need a personal assistant, but my parents won't pay for one. Oh, a personal masseure would be nice too.


 * Trina: Absolute Nightmare in life = Going on a reality show where they take away my makeup. Not that I need it, but I like it.


 * Trina: @ the Grub Truck. Working is hard!!!! Who choses to do this?


 * Trina: Boys are scared to ask me out cuz my dad's a cop. True story.


 * Trina: Anyone know a good lawyer? Please don't ask why.
 * Cat: Uh oh! did that music producer actually file a restrainig order against you again?
 * Rex: I do. But he doesn't accept credit cards, he prefers to get paid in singles.
 * Trina: Thank you both for being zero help.


 * Trina: Sent home from school today because my heels where too high!
 * Rex: Good. I like it when girls take their shoes off, they're closer to my height.
 * Trina: Why are you always hitting on me?
 * Rex: If I wasn't hittin' on you, no one would be.


 * Trina: Working on my sunless tan today (which means I'm too busy to talk to you)!
 * Tori: But you're not too busy to update your Slap page?
 * Trina: I AM too busy to update my Slap page. That's why I didn't post pics of me tanning!
 * Tori: Oh, okay.... you're still typing by the way.


 * Trina: Help! I'm still locked in my bathroom! If anyone cares please rescue me!
 * Jade: Nobody cares.
 * Sinjin: I don't know why you're so upset. You have a very nice bathroom.


 * Trina: A bird totally dive-bombed me the beach! What gives? Don't they know I'm a vegetarian today!


 * Trina: My voice always sounds so great in the shower. I should really turn my bathroom into a recording studio.


 * Trina: It's nice to finally have a Saturday night out without Tori and her little friends following me around.


 * Trina: When you buy jeans, how come they're always so tight? Gotta spend my whole weekend stretching these things out.... Ugh.
 * Tori: Crazy thought, but you could always just buy jeans that are already your size.


 * Trina: The Internet has made it possible for the whole world to enjoy my face. Thanks Internet!


 * Trina: If I could tear down the wall between mine and Tori's room, I'd have an awesome enormous master-suite!
 * Tori: Yeah, but where would I sleep?
 * Trina: We have a perfectly good couch in the living room.


 * Trina: Good News: Ke$ha did a private concert at my house! Bad News: My parents are making me and Tori clean up ALL the confetti. Curse her confetti canons!
 * Tori: Why are you complaining? I did all the work while you're in a hot tub!
 * Trina: The thought of work stresses me out.


 * Trina: Just chillin' in the tub. Typing on my PearPhone. I love using technology while I bath.


 * Trina: Can you believe that Tori thinks that hummingbirds are ACTUAL birds? HA HA!
 * Tori: They ARE birds!
 * Trina: No they're not.... They're ACTUALLY giant insects.
 * Andre: Ummm, Trina, you might want to check your facts.
 * Trina: Anyone know how to delete a status update?


 * Trina: Only a REAL actor would ACTUALLY catch tuberculosis for a role!


 * Trina: I totally should have been Prom Queen!!! What's wrong with you people! Can't you recognize royalty when you see it?!?


 * Trina: How did people know what time it was before cell phones?


 * Trina: Watching iCarly while I pluck my toe hairs and I've got one question: What is wrong with that Gibby kid?
 * Tori: My one question is: Why tell everyone on TheSlap that you are plucking your toe hairs?


 * Trina: Why does everyone get mad when I tell them how terrible their outfits are? I'm doing them a favor!


 * Trina: Can you believe Tori won't let me use her bedroom to store my massive shoe collection? Why are some people so selfish?


 * Trina: Just wanted to say "You're Welcome" to Tori for getting her into that amazing party last weekend.
 * Tori: Um, I invited you to the party AND I had to pay the guy throwing it 40 bucks just to get you in!


 * Trina: They're shutting down the freeway this weekend?! What! But I'm supposed to go to the beach!!! Why didn't they asked me first!
 * Tori: Yeah, seriously. The city should ask YOU about your weekend plans before they do the any roadway project.
 * Trina: I know! What's their deal?
 * Tori: I was being sarcastic!


 * Trina: Having a blast on tour -- even though only 2 people showed up to my gig last night. I'm sure tomorrow will be packed though.


 * Trina: Got eyelash extensions and now my eyes are glued together. Good thing the rest of my face is so pretty to make up for it.


 * Trina: Hello friends! I'm back from my trip to Yerba!!! Who missed me???!!!!???
 * Trina: Seriously? NO ONE MISSED ME???!!!


 * Trina: I was a "booth babe" at a comic convention last weekend. Can you believe not a single one of those nerds tried to ask me out!
 * Tori: Ummm... do you really want people to answer that?


 * Trina: I'm planning my own HUGE surprise party this weekend!!! And you're all invited!!! Just don't tell Trina!!! LOL!


 * Trina: Am I mysterious enough? Do people on the street stop and wonder "Who is that woman? I need to get to know her!


 * Trina: Whenever I'm at a restaurant and I hear the waiters singing Happy Birthday to someone, I join them. I figure they need a talented singer to help out.


 * Trina: I'm on a new diet. All you're allowed to eat is baby food. It's supposed to be really good for you.
 * Tori: That would explain why three boxes of mashed beets were delivered to the house today.
 * Rex: I get it Trina. Chewing is hard. Think I'm going to make Robbie mash up all my food from now on.


 * Trina: At the hospital after my accident. My back is sore, I have a headache and a chipped tooth... but my feet STILL look perfect!!! Thanks Foon-Yee!


 * Trina: Anybody want to pluck my eyebrows for me? I'll pay you $5.
 * Jade: I'm not sure you want me around your eye with something sharp and pointy.


 * Trina: I really think I could marry a prince if I could just meet one. Anyone know where they hang out?


 * Trina: Anyone want a pizza with peppers on it? I'll bring it to your house -- but only if you live next door or you're cute.


 * Trina: My parents won't buy me the new Pear Phone even though I NEED it! The phone I have now is almost 2 months old! It's ancient!!!


 * Trina: I should be hired to be "The Pretty One" in everything EVER! Movies, TV shows, courtroom reenactments, EVERYTHING!


 * Trina: Can someone please explain to me why I'm not famous yet? Hollywood is sitting on a potential gold mine and that gold mine is me!


 * Trina: I always stop traffic when I'm out jogging in my cute workout outfit. Even all sweaty, I'm still gorgeous!
 * Tori: Traffic was stopped cuz you were jogging in the middle of the street!
 * Trina: Well, no one can see me if I'm all the way over on the sidewalk.


 * Trina: Making dinner for my boyfriend.
 * Tori: You don't have a boyfriend... and you're sitting by me on the couch watching a movie.
 * Trina: I never said my status updates were 100% factual. By the way, since we're outing each other... Nice zit.


 * Trina: Dad will only let me bring 3 suitcases on our flight next week! I need 3 just for my shoes! Why is he so cheap?
 * Tori: We're going to Grandpa's for 2 days. All you need is a gym bag full of clothes.
 * Trina: And you wonder why people say I'm the fashionable sister.
 * Tori: Who says that?


 * Trina: I love Black Friday! It combines my love of spending my dad's $$ and admiring how good I look in dressing room mirrors.


 * Trina: I want a boyfriend BEFORE Christmas. Text me if you give good gifts and want to date me for a month. We can break up on New Year's.


 * Trina: For Christmas, if anyone wants to pay my two unpaid parking tickets, I would be totally okay with that.
 * Trina: just counted the presents under the tree and I have 3 more gifts than Tori! I'm winning Christmas!!!
 * Tori: You can't win Christmas!!!!
 * Tori: And why do you have more gifts than me? :(


 * Trina: Stupid Cold Weather!!! What's the point of looking sooo good in short shorts if it's too cold to wear 'em?!


 * Trina: The problem with being such a good actor is that I rarely make mistakes. I have to bloop on purpose to make the blooper reels.


 * Trina: Dear Guy-in-Front-of-Me-at-Yoga-Class. Please wear looser pants. You've ruined the Downward Facing Dog for me.


 * Trina: I wish there was a way I could get in shape without sweating. How am I supposed to meet a hot guy at the gym when my arm pits are all drippy?


 * Trina: Uggghhhhhhh, I'm so bored. Why won't someone come to my house and entertain me?