List of posts by Robbie Shapiro

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Posts

 * Robbie: Hey, I'm finally on TheSlap.com! Write on my wall :)
 * Robbie: Thanks everyone for NOT writing on my wall! Really makes a guy feel good about him self.


 * Rex: Ha! No one writes on your bord.
 * Jade: Looks like your puppet speaks the truth!
 * Robbie: HE IS NOT A PUPPET!


 * Cat: Hi, Robbie! I was watching this show last Saturday night, this live show thingy, and I saw this guy that looked EXACTLY like you!
 * Robbie: Was his name Andy?
 * Cat: YEEAAAAHH!
 * Robbie: I DO NOT look like him!
 * Beck: Oh yeah, you do look like that guy!
 * Jade: I thought you were going to bed early on Saturday. If you ACTUALLY went to bed early, you wouldn't have seen THAT late-night show! So, what were you doing?
 * Rex: Ha! I'm lovin' this!


 * Robbie: No, I was NOT in a terrible accident. That's a harmonica around my neck. Stop laughing.


 * Robbie: Caffeine makes me vibrate.


 * Robbie: There's nothing wrong with my pants! Stop asking.


 * Robbie: Wishing they'd just make a good soy cupcake!


 * Robbie: Allegic to sun?? How is that even possible? Apparently I'm allergic to the sun!


 * Robbie: Don't drink fish water! It's very bad ... excuse me while I puke. AGAIN!


 * Robbie: Awww. Dang it. I got thootpaste in my underwear again! It stings.


 * Robbie: Headed to NY. Going to my cousin's bar mitzvah. It's gonna be OFF THE HOOK.


 * Robbie: Some dude at the gym just called me "Mr Muscles". I think he was being sarcastic.
 * Rex: No, man. I'm sure they were serious. Did they also mention your awesome tan?
 * Robbie: Changed your password, Rex.
 * Rex: Changed it back, Robbie.


 * Robbie: Just found a sunscreen at the specialty drug store that'S 187 SPF. Made my day!


 * Robbie: Do you think anyone would notice if I started using self tanning lotion?
 * Rex: No one notices you no matter what you do.


 * Robbie: Oh man, I have a zit and I'm all out of male makeup.


 * Robbie: Are boxer briefs still cool?


 * Robbie: Chillin' in HTown, tomorrow gonna visit peeps in the LBC.
 * Rex: Y'know, talking like that does NOT make you cool.
 * Cat: Where's HTown?


 * Robbie: People can be very inconsiderate ... I'm talking about you REX!!!!!
 * Jade: He's a puppet, not a person.
 * Robbie: That's offensive!!!!


 * Robbie: I'm trying to grow my chest hair out. It's harder than you'd think.
 * Rex: I have more chest hait than you!


 * Robbie: I am itchy because I didn't shower today.
 * Robbie: Rex!!!!!!!! Stop hacking my account!!


 * Robbie: Bought two tickets to the L.A. Soy Festival but Rex doesn't want to go. Anyone wanna come with?