List of posts by Sinjin Van Cleef

This is Sinjin Van Cleef's TheSlap posts!


 * Liking something is a action on TheSlap, as it also is on Facebook and other social networking sites.
 * Sinjin is the second recurring character to have an account on theSlap (first being Sikowitz).

Posts

 * Sinjin: I'm starting a petition to get Jade to like me. "Like"* this if you think I have a chance.


 * Sinjin: I wrote poems about Jade. I hope she reads them. They discribe my feelings for her:


 * Poem 1:
 * Smile, your's is so white,
 * The enamel on your teeth
 * Is the highlight of my life.


 * Poem 2:
 * Just talked to Beck.
 * Said you guys broke up.
 * I am your rebound.


 * Poem 3:
 * Don't like me like that?
 * There's always Tori or Cat
 * But Trina scares me.


 * Jade: I can't believe this creep wrote poems about me and my own boyfriend never has!
 * Beck: Wait, some creep writes a poem about you and you blame me!?!?!? EXPLAIN THAT!


 * Sinjin: Still waiting for the gang to pick me up on our Venice Beach trip. I texted Jade, but she didn't answer. Waiting outside, man is it hot!


 * Sinjin: I got a app that says if your milk was expired. It didn't work.


 * Sinjin: It's so hot inside. I've been sleeping outside. I'm nice and cool... but covered with bug bites :(


 * Sinjin: Somebody said I was creepy today. Agree? Disagree?


 * Sinjin: Cutting my hair with one of those razors you hook up to the vacuum. Best haircut ever.


 * Sinjin: Bought a hair straightener. Straightened my hair. Results were disasterous.


 * Sinjin: Will people take me seriously if I start waxing my legs?
 * Tori: ......
 * Andre: ......
 * Robbie: ......


 * Sinjin: Jade has a very lovely home.
 * Jade: That's it, I'm buying a guard dog.


 * Sinjin: My mom accidently shrunk my skinny jeans. Now I can't bend my legs.


 * Sinjin: I sit behind Jade in homeroom. She has the prettiest earlobes.


 * Sinjin: I've started doing eyebrow pushups. I now probably have the strongest brows in my class.


 * Sinjin: I just lost a raisin in my hair. Last time this happened it took me hours to find it.


 * Sinjin: I've been watching a show about hoarders -- ya know, people who keep like everything. Sounds fun!


 * Sinjin: Happy St. Patrick's Day!
 * Trina: It was last week, weirdo.
 * Sinjin: That WOULD explain why everyone is mad at me for pinching them today.


 * Sinjin: I just got ask out by a hot blonde cheerleader ... APRIL FOOL'S! Nobody asked me out! Looks like the joke's on you!


 * Sinjin: Have you ever had one of those days where you show up at school and realized you forgot to put on pants?


 * Sinjin: I just got invited to be in a boy hair show. I didn't know those existed.


 * Sinjin: A rat snuck into our kitchen last night. Awesom! I've been wantin a new pet!


 * Sinjin: Working on a new gum flavor: Triple A Battery. It's quite shocking.


 * Sinjin: Bought a used retainer at a yard sale! Straight teeth: here I come!


 * Sinjin: Will someone please teach me how to dance? My grandma refuses to do it anymore.


 * Sinjin: What should the next wad of food on my locker be? I'm feeling meatloaf. Any other suggestions?