List of posts by Beck Oliver

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Posts

 * Andre: What's up, man? Where have you been?
 * Beck: Sick. Jade's taking care of me.
 * Andre: Oooh, sorry about that.
 * Beck: Hi, Andre. It's Jade. I'm sittig right next to Beck and NEWSFLASH: I know how to read.
 * Andre: Right... I was kidding. You're the best girlfriend. Sweet, caring ...
 * Beck: Stop typing.


 * Beck: I finally picked out my Halloween costume. I'm going as a professional bowler.
 * Jade: That's stupid. I already picked out your costume. It's a white sheet.
 * Beck: A ghost?
 * Jade: No, you'd literally be NOTHING. I thought it was very clever artistic statement. And besides, if girls can't see your face, they won't hit on you.


 * Beck: Yep. I'm back. Jade promised to stop freaking out.


 * Jade: Hi, babe. Welcome back to theSlap.com
 * Jade: Did you see the email I sent you?
 * Jade: How come you didn't respond to my email yet?
 * Jade: Are you getting these messages on your phone? I texted you, too!
 * Jade: BABE!
 * Beck: Do you want me to delay my account again?
 * Jade: Sorry, I'll stop. Love you.


 * Beck: Going to bed. If I post any updates in the next 8 hours, it's just me text-sleeping again.


 * Beck: I bought my girlfriend flowers. Forgot she hate flowers. Starting a list of all her "dislikes". It's LOOOONG already.


 * Jade: I can't believe you removed that you're in a relationship with me!
 * Beck: Well, you broke up with me.
 * Jade: Fine! Well, I'm removing mine, too.
 * Cat: What's going on with you two??? Someone please tell me!
 * Jade: No!


 * Beck: So Jade made me change my profil pic to let other girls know hat we're back together. But it's a good pic, so I'll leave it up for awhile.


 * Beck: I switched back to my pld pic... but don't worry, Jade and I didn't break up. I just really like this one.
 * Jade: I liked the other one better.
 * Beck: Knew you would ...
 * Rex: Hey, can you email me the one of you guys kissing?
 * Jade: Ew. Gross. No.


 * Beck: Earthquakes????? Nope - one of the tires on my RV just blew out. Part of the fun of living in a house on wheels.


 * Beck: Heat wave in Los Angeles. Thirsty. Thirsty. Thirsty. Please sent water!


 * Beck: Someone on TheSlap is using an avatar that looks just like me as a hobo! What's up with that?


 * Beck: Where are my hair gels and stuff?
 * Jade: I removed them from your bathroom befor I left for the weekend. I don't want you looking good when I'm gone.


 * Beck: Partying in Hermosa. Jade can't come. Who should I invite?
 * Sinjin: I'm available.


 * Beck: Jade's at the movies. Chilling with my dad. Feels funny to not be getting yelled at for a minute...


 * Beck: Grillling up some burgers then chilling in the RV. Andre's coming over. Couldn't be a better Friday.
 * Jade: I tought you said you can't stand guy's night out and would rather be with me.
 * Rex: The dude LOVES guy's night... See ya later Beck. I'm coming over, just gotta figure out a way to ditch Rob first.


 * Beck: Working on my car. Engine grease all over me. Should have this baby up and running soon.
 * Jade: Tell me you love me.
 * Beck: I love you.
 * Jade: Okay, resume your manly activities.
 * Beck: Thanks, babe.
 * Jade: Hot.


 * Beck: If I don't become a famous actor, my back-up plan is to sell products on TV. If you can sell a blanket with arms, you can sell anything.


 * Beck: Well, Friday. Here I am. What are you going to do with me?


 * Beck: I'm babysitting a puppy. It just peed on my bed. Puppies are gross.


 * Beck: I parked my RV in the school parking lot last night. So I literally rolled out of bed and came to class.


 * Beck: I bought one of those remotes that help you find your phone if it's lost. But now I can't find it anywhere. I need a remote for my remote.


 * Beck: Thinking about getting a tattoo on my shoulder. What should it say?


 * Beck: I was in a movie. Then I was out of the movie. Now I'm back in the movie. Interesting week.


 * Beck: Sikowitz's van smells like cheese. The ping pong team should really get their own bus.


 * Beck: Just witnessed a mad hot-cheese attack! Now, I'm gonna go feel Andre's feet some more.


 * Beck: Had to pick up some production equipment in Burbank today and drove by a high school that looks exactly like Hollywood Arts. Weird.


 * Beck: What's the best part of staying up late? It's 1 am and I got nothin' to do. Suggestions?


 * Beck: sittin' in sikwitz's class. should i tell him that he has bits of cheese stuck in his hair?


 * Beck: Dilemma: My hair got stuck in my car door today. Should I cut it?
 * Jade: Don't even think about it. And why are you asking anyone besides me?!?


 * Beck: Happy Veterans Day. I'm daitng Jade so I know exactly what they've been through.


 * Beck: 2 Days of school next week! Thank you Thanksgiving!


 * Beck: Did you here my girl singing at the Karaoke-Dokie? Talk about hot.