Talk:Series Finale/@comment-5072614-20121016212053

Time for the theory among all theories; it's time for me to write a theory for THE LAST EPISODE.

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Cat smears jam all over Jade's bra. She says it isn't hers, so Cat screams "EW" and died of a heart attack (LAME).

Jade then flies over to Andre and asks why Tumblr deleted her account. He gasps and says that she mentioned appliances from the real world. Then Jade gasps and says that Andre broke the 4th Wall, which is a violation of their contract. So then Dan Schneider comes with all the character's contracts and eats them. He then yells that the show has ended, and explodes.

Meanwhile, Tori is at X-Factor, auditioning. Simon Cod (Call of Duty) Well tells Tori that she is terrible and kicks Demi Lovato. All the judges melt.

Trina then auditions for American Idol. Simon Codwell thinks she does fabulous and signs her up to be in The Real Housewives of Germany, featuring Ada Hetlour. Trina rejoices and swims back to school.

Robbie and Cat are at their wedding. Justin Bieber and Marie Antoinette are there and sing "Happy Birthday." The two get married.

You Cabbie fans probably thought Cat and Robbie were gonna get married. Well, you didn't read it right; Justin and Marie are getting married, so HA.

Cat and Robbie end up being washing machines from here on out, so don't expect any INNUEDO

Trina makes millions, Tori licks a bear, Andre and Jade get fired forever, and… well, I forgot what happened to Beck.

THE END.

(Secret ending)

Sikowitz has his hair up for once. He looks into the mirror and announces his vows. For once, he found that special someone he was waiting for.

He makes his way up to the front. His bride is already up their. The man in the hat and them if the two will be together forever, and the two say "I do." Then, Sikowitz opens the cover on her face, and it is finally revealed Ponnie is his bride. Everyone claps as the two kiss.

Unfortunately, they died playing golf when their cruise ship sunk. The only thing everyone remembered was when Ponnie sang "Ny Heart Will Go On."

THE END.