Talk:Tori Fixes Beck and Jade/@comment-5072614-20120701045007

PurpleZebras presents the bestest theory of Badori anyone could imagine!!!!!!!

It all starts off in an average school filled with inadequate wannabes. One of those wannabes is Tori. As Tori speaks with bipolar Cat, the has been ex-couple-that-is-soon-to-be-back-together Jade and Beck start to argue. Then, John Cena falls from the ceiling and announces that Jade will be fighting Beck. So the two end up ripping off there shirts, only leaving there wrestling uniform. This also reveals that Jade is a man, as she and Beck grow freakishly large muscles.

As they fight, Tori the Mary Sue gets in the middle of it and is all like, "you two should stop fighting, cuz u luv eech otherr, aand dat u guys hav fall in luv because the producer said so, so he can make all the Bade shippers happy again." This is something that Jade and Beck ignore, so they punch Tori, making her fly all the way into the restroom. So Tori decides that she must save them from tearing their hearts out. So Tori becomes Lady ToTo and uses her scaryface powers to destroy the school. All the students die, except for Jade and Beck of course, since this is a theory that needs the two to fall back in love. So Beck stares at Jade and Jade stares at Beck. They end up getting married and having two children, and I'd you bothered to remember what I said about Jade being a man this whole time, this theory leaves you a lot of unanswered questions. The end.

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This is my theory. Good bye now.