Robbie's Big Toe

Robbie's Big Toe is a song written by Robbie Shapiro and was performed on TheSlap, with dancers Tori Vega and Jade West, both wearing hats (Tori, a blue top hat, and Jade, a sombrero with little chili peppers on them). Tori and Jade later on touch his toe and trade hats. This is one of the few moments where Jade is happy and hyper.

Clip:http://www.theslap.com/clips/robbie-s-big-toe

Lyrics
Wish I could be Roman Kartashow

Go to a school where everything is cool

Where kids don't have to wake up and catch the bus

Cause they can go when they feel like it

K. There's a girl named Tori

She goes to a school

A performing arts school where the kids make the rules

Her teacher is a pyscho

No if's, and's or but's

Wearing sandals in class, and drinking milk from coconuts

Her sister's a diva

She's a real pain bar none

She thinks she can sing

Even with a giant tongue

There's a friend named André

He's got the mind of a poet

He can play a piano and he can really really flow it

Now Tori's nice to Jade

And Jade's mean to Tori

What's the sense of that? Well, it makes a pretty good story

And Cat is bipolar

She can really do you in

There's a crazy cast of characters

Lets sing it all again!!!

Wish I could be Roman Kartashow

Go to a school where kids don't stop the talk

It's a lot of fun even when the day is done.

But it really starts when Robbie takes his shoe offfffffffff Tori: Oh noooooooooooo....

When this baby was born

He would've guessed his fate

Robbie's got a big toe

And 9 others to pull it's weight

It's hard to really find

The shoes that'll fit

It's a very hard existence

But he makes the most of it

(screaming)

Robbie's got a big toe

Robbie's got a big toe

Everyone wants to hear about

Robbie's got a big toe

Robbie's got a big toe

Robbie's got a big toe

All the ladies fight about

Robbie's big toe

Robbie's got a big toe

Robbie's got a big toe

Why don't we just rename the show Robbie's Big Toe

Robbie's Big Toe IF WE did it would make alot of sence cat it the best very silly two she has read hair and when shes sad she just says poo!

she frowns very cutley makes me almost cry...

but say somthing and shell just ask WHY?

she seems very anyoing saying weird things

somtimes she wishes she HAD WINGS!!!!!!

if she did she proply wouldnt use um

but calls red velvet cupcakes......YUM!

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