List of posts by Rex Powers

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 * Rex: Dangit! TheSlap.com just erased my board! I HAD like 10,000 comments from hot ladies! Well, ladies, looks like we're starting over!


 * Rex: I hate that I have to buy my clothes at the small and short store. That's MESSED UP.


 * Rex: Heh. Parasailing over the Pacific with Robbie. He's screaming like a little girl.


 * Rex: Anyone wanna trade a steak sandwich for oatmeal??? REALLY craving oats.


 * Rex: Will someone please take me outta Robbie's bag? Hate Time Outs!


 * Rex: Wanna slow dance?


 * Rex: Gotta find a way to ditch Robbie this weekend! Some of my favorite ladies are in town and Robbie's EMBARRASSING!


 * Rex: Calling all Ladies! Need someone's help to put suntan lotion on hard to reach spots - like my toes! (Hey, I'm a limber.)


 * Rex: I'm gonna lern French for two reasons 1) Ladies find it attractive. 2) Robbie doesn't speak it. He'll finally be outta my bidness.


 * Rex: Robbie has to run the mile in P.E. Thankfully I got out go it because I got flat feet! I can't be trafted either.


 * Rex: Check out my board and tell me if you agree!


 * Rex: Seven Reasons I HATES to Fly 1. Robbie's too cheap to buy me my own ticket, so I gotta get "stowed" in the overhead compartment. And let me tell you these items DO SHIFT during flight! 2. Flights attendant ain't as hot as they used to be. 3. Security won't let me bring my full-sized lotions no more. 4. There's always some screaming baby around. Man, I'm never having kids! 5. Four bathrooms for 200 people. C'mon!?!? 6. My fake knee sets off the metal detectors. 7. Hearing Robbie cry during takeoff and landing is embarrassing.


 * Rex: Is it me or do vegans smell weird?


 * Rex: My ex keeps calling. Shuttin' my phone off for awhile. For all you other ladies, leave a message and I'll call you back later.


 * Rex: Going to a fancy dinner with the chick I met at the gym. Should I wear a suit or tux? Suits are comfortable, but I look like a model when I wear my tux.


 * Rex: I have indigestion. I apologize an advance.
 * Robbie: You're sleeping in the guest room tonight.
 * Rex: 'Bout time you gave me my own room.


 * Rex: Should I buzz my hair short?
 * Robbie: I've already told you no! It won't grow back!
 * Rex: Stop tellin' me what to do!


 * Rex: Just got back from a party over at Sandra's place. Good time.
 * Robbie: How came I didn't get invited? P.S. Who's Sandra?
 * Rex: Why would you be inveted to Sandra's party if you don't even know who she is???
 * Robbie: That's beside the point!!!
 * Andre: This is so weird.


 * Rex: What up, Freshmen ladies! If you need a Hollywood Arts tour guide, I'm your man.
 * Sinjin: Rex, can you tell me where the gymnasium is?
 * Rex: I said "Freshmen ladies". You are neither a Freshman nor a lady.