Alphabet Improv

Alphabet Improv is a form of improvisation that is used to train young actors. In the pilot for Victorious, Sikowitz teaches the kids how to play it.

Pilot

 * Tori: Please go take a shower.
 * Jade: Quit telling me what to do.


 * Beck: Relax, girls. Let's all try to get along.


 * Cat: Totally. [Sikowitz: Cat, your line had to start with the letter S. Cat: Salami! Sikowitz: It's too late, Cat. Oooh! My life's the worst! Sikowitz: Here's a piece of candy. Cat: Yay! I love candy.]


 * André: Something just bit my toe.


 * Tori: TURTLE! That turtle bit his toe.


 * Jade: Unbelievable that you're even here.


 * Beck: Very immature of you to say that.


 * André: What if the turtle bite broke my toe bone?


 * Tori: X-rays are the only way to find out.


 * Jade: You should shut up.


 * Beck: [curing André's toe] Zap! I just healed your toe with my magic finger.


 * André: Thanks. [Sikowitz: Andre, your line had to start with an A! Sit down! André: Aw! I just got my toe bone fixed.]


 * Tori: Aliens are the only people who can heal toes by finger zapping.


 * Jade: By the way... [blows a raspberry].


 * Beck: Correct, I am an alien!


 * Tori: Don't hurt me, please!


 * Jade: Even though she's extremely annoying.


 * Beck: [fainting] Fainting, cause I can't breathe your earth's air.


 * Tori: Gosh, it fainted.


 * [continues with a fight between Tori and Jade]


 * Jade: Hey, why don't you go jump off that cliff over there.


 * Tori: I think you should.


 * Jade: Just where did you come from?


 * Tori: Kangaroos.


 * Jade: Lousy animals, kangaroos. They're awkward and dirty.


 * Tori: Maybe they learned from you.


 * Jade: No one talks to me like that.


 * Tori: Obviously, someone should.


 * Jade: Please run in front of a bus.


 * Tori: Quite obnoxious of you to say.


 * Jade: Really?


 * Tori: Sure was.


 * Jade: THANKS!


 * Tori: Up, your nose, I see boogers.


 * Jade: Very clever.


 * Tori: Wish you thought of it?


 * Jade: X marks the spot I'd like to punch! [points her finger at Tori's nose]


 * Tori: Your finger smells weird.


 * Jade: Zero is what you are on a scale from 1 to 10.


 * Tori: As if I care what you think.


 * Jade: Better watch yourself.


 * Tori: Can't take it.


 * Jade: Don't push me!!


 * Tori: Eat your pants!


 * Jade: You eat your pants! WAIT!! [Sikowitz: Sorry Jade, the next letter was.. Jade: F! I KNOW!!]


 * Beck: [wakes up]


 * Tori: Get up alien.


 * Beck: Head feels dizzy.


 * Tori: I know how to make you feel better.


 * Beck: Jumping jacks?


 * Tori: Kiss me.


 * Beck: Little weird. Let's do it.


 * [Tori and Beck kiss]


 * Tori: Man, I love this school!