What I Hate

What I Hate is a webshow made by Jade West on TheSlap. She says that the videos are monthly, yet only four have been made. In each one she posts a new episode, saying what she hates in life.



What I Hate #1:
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 * Making video captions
 * When people say "supposably" rather than "supposedly" and "fustrated" rather than "frustrated" (While saying this, she is cutting a flower head off the stem)
 * When dogs jump up on her and the owner says "Oh, it's OK! He's friendly!"
 * Girls who wear skirts over their jeans
 * People who put ketchup on hot dogs
 * When the waiter at a restaurant brings dessert without first clearing the dirty dinner dishes
 * When people complain about her chewing ice loudly. She says if it bothers you, then good.

What I Hate #2:
Video:Victorious - Jade's What I Hate
 * When people say "Have a nice day!"
 * Cilantro
 * What fish smell like on a hot summer day
 * Making this video
 * When boys ask her "Can I kiss you?"
 * The word 'moist'
 * The word 'tissue'
 * When someone says "moist tissue" together
 * The number 9; she thinks it sounds whiny.
 * The noise made when the tongue smacks the roof of the mouth
 * Movies where a group of kids work together to overcome evil and save the world. She finds it cliche.
 * Bras that hook in the front; because people shouldn't be so lazy they can't reach behind to their back to unhook it.

Video:Victorious - What I Hate

 * When she is at a restaurant and the shrimp have tails, because the chef says when you cook it with the tails on it has more flavor.
 * She hates picking off shrimp tails.
 * In the video description, it claims that Jade hates video captions that ruin what the video is all about.

What I Hate #4 Jade Hates More Stuff:
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 * Birthday parties
 * That Santa won't go to a gym to lose weight
 * That she was just so mean to Santa Clause
 * People who blow their nose then look in the tissue
 * This guy and his feelings
 * When she goes to a reastaurent and orders lobster and the server tries to get her to wear a bib
 * The Lobster Council
 * Bibs

On TheSlap

 * Flowers
 * Lullabies. Why sing to a baby when they're trying to sleep?
 * Babies
 * October
 * Most people
 * Pink
 * Sun
 * Allergies
 * Stupid girls who go to the beach with tiny bikinis
 * When people stick the same knife they used for the jelly in the peanut butter jar.
 * People who dress their dogs in Halloween costumes
 * People who dress their dogs every day
 * Christmas
 * People who sing Christmas carols before December
 * People who say "I'll pencil you in"
 * Compliments (In Becks Blog)

Dislikes - not mentioned directly as hates

 * Being ignored
 * Mustard
 * Pink
 * Tori Vega
 * Dogs
 * Sweating
 * People who use the word “staycation”
 * Girls who talk in the bathroom
 * Thursdays
 * People who pronounce pecan as PEE CAN
 * Valentine's Day
 * Sinjin Van Cleef or any other student who gets in her way
 * Trina Vega
 * Talk shows
 * Tourists
 * Canadians (but her boyfriend is Canadian)
 * Ice Cream

Also Mentioned (on "The Wood")

 * Tuna fish
 * Giggling
 * The word "panties"
 * Rainbows
 * Ducks. Jade: "Man, I hate ducks."
 * Cramps
 * String cheese
 * Clocks
 * Wet doorknobs
 * The color yellow
 * Carpeting