Five Fingaz to the Face

Five Fingaz To the Face is a rap song by the 90's rapper Dr. Rhapsody. Although the name and artist were revealed in Driving Tori Crazy, the first few lines were already sung by Cat and Trina in Tori the Zombie. The song was cut short then because Cat considered one line (which was revealed to be "I'm a pirate and you're my booty." in the full version) to be "dirty" and refused to sing it.

Dr. Rhapsody mentioned he only had one hit song, which was possibly this one.

In real life this song is written by Micheal Corcoran, Eric Goldman, and Dan Schneider.



Tori the Zombie
Cat and Trina: You know I flaunt ya cause' girl I really want ya

Trina: And ya lookin' nice

Cat: Got me cooler than a bag of ice

Both: Now freeze...freeze...freeze Now go. Drop it fast and move it real slow. HO! What?!

Trina You smell so fruity...

Driving Tori Crazy


Dr. Rhapsody: You know I flaunt ya 'cuz girl I really want ya

Tori: And you lookin' nice Got me cooler than a bag of ice

All: Now freeze...freeze...freeze

Trina: Now go.

Robbie: Drop it fast and move it real slow.

All: Hoooo! What?!

Trina: You smell so fruity

Andre: I'm a pirate and you're my booty

Beck: Arghh So move it in close

Robbie: And let me have my daily dose (Girls:gasp) Andre (spoken): Girl I've been thinking 'bout you, thinking 'bout me

Rex (spoken): What you think about me?

Cat: Five fingaz to the face! Five fingaz to the face!

(Andre: Oh it's like that)

Tori: Five fingaz to the face!

Jade: Five fingaz to the face!

Beck: I love Martina Boys: Vanessa and Georgina

Andre: It's a lady's choice So I'm a make sure to make some noise!

(Boys: Ho, oh)

Robbie: And now were sweatin'

Rex: Got my turbo engine revvin' vroom Jade: They stop and stare All the haters think it's just not fair

Robbie: That I'm 6 foot one and I'm tons of fun!

Rex: And I'm about to put this club in gear

Andre: So fella's grab a cup (Boys: What!)

Rex: All my ladies, you know whats up (Girls: yeah!)

Robbie: Put your hands in the sky if you're feeling fly!

Beck and Andre: And tell me that you (Girls: what)

Andre: Cause I'm the man in charge!

Jade: And you know I'm living large!

Tori: I've got a big white house and a fancy yacht!

Trina: And garage full of classic cars

Tori (spoken): What you talkin bout boy?

Rex (spoken): Oh calm down

Cat (spoken): I know you don't think you can just come up in here and buuuuuy meee.

Andre (spoken): C'mon

Jade (spoken): You know what I got for you?

Cat: Five fingaz to the face! Five fingaz to the face!

Tori: Five fingaz to the face!

Girls: Five fingaz to the face! OH!

Trivia

 * Dan Schneider has said that really Trina and Cat were going to sing "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot, but it cost too much money, so the writers created their own song.529747_10150750406268308_134265793307_9690363_779946776_n.jpg
 * After Driving Tori Crazy, this song was the second highest Trending Topic on Twitter. It also double trended.
 * On TheSlap, the song is listed on The Tunes page as "Five Fingaz".