List of posts by Jade West

This is the page of Jade West's TheSlap posts!

Posts

 * Jade: Isn't it awesome that my boyfriend joined TheSlap and never told me? Awesome.
 * Cat: No way!!! What a jerk! No offense, Beck, I think you're awesome.
 * Beck: Thanks, Cat. Jade, I joined two hours ago.
 * Jade: Yeah, exactly. TWO HOURS!!!


 * Jade: I hate lullabyes. Why would you sing to a baby while they're trying to sleep? Oh yeah, I hate babies.
 * Cat: Do you hate my profile page? Cuz there's baby heads all over it.


 * Jade: I hate October.


 * Jade: My dreams are exhausting. I wake up needing a nap.


 * Jade: Mustard is disgusting. Also, if you wear pink, I really don't like you.
 * Cat: I wear pink and I eat mustard. Do you hate me? Please say no.
 * Jade: You have no idea the hatred I feel for most people.
 * Cat: Phew. At least I'm not most people. I'm Cat.


 * Jade: Do you think an orange is named after the color or the fruit? If you even thought about that for 2 seconds, you're stupider than I thought.


 * Jade: Merry Christmas, losers.
 * André: And a merry Christmas to you, my lady.


 * Jade: Happy Valentine's Day (to Beck only).
 * Beck: Thank you, babe. Movies tonight?
 * Jade: You know how I love the dark! See ya there.


 * Jade: What I'm doing right now is none of your business.


 * Jade: Met a new girl this week. I won't say who she is. I'll only say that she sung Make It Shine in the Big Showcase. And her name is Tori Vega.


 * Jade: Sometimes I think that I'm having fun and then I realize I'm not.


 * Jade: Got a haircut today. Didn't even hurt. Such a waste of time.


 * Jade: Dogs are cute on TV, but in reality they're just balls of fur that drool on you.


 * Jade: I got hit in the eye by TORI.


 * Jade: I liked volcanic ash before, but now that my teacher is stuck in London for an indefinite amount of time, I like it even more!
 * Robbie: Wanna hear my song about volcanic ash?
 * Jade: No.


 * Jade: You know what matches black? Black. Why waste time with all those other colors?


 * Jade: Oh great. Spring is here. All the things I hate: Sun, allergies, and girls who go to the beach in tiny bikinis.
 * Cat: Yay, let's go to the beach! BTW, I got a new bikini! It's yellow and has pink polka dots on it!


 * Jade: Beck and I are NOT breaking up- No matter what you hear!
 * Beck: Well-
 * Jade: Shut it, Beck.


 * Jade: Comment on stuff you hate! I'm working on a What I Hate video!


 * Jade: Sweating is for morons.


 * Jade: I love it when it rains and people get scared and pull over on a freeway. It's not like a meteor shower, people!


 * Jade: You know what I hate? When people stick the same knife they used for the jelly in the peanut butter jar. What if I just want peanut butter. Gross!


 * Jade: Bad thing about summer is how long it stays light out. Every day seems like an eternity.


 * Jade: Dear girl sitting next to me at the movies, your hair is an obnoxious color. Dye it anything but that.
 * Cat: Do you mean me? Sent from Cat's mobile phone.
 * Jade: Get off the phone and watch the movie!


 * Jade: Yep, it's that time of the month again. Time for a new What I Hate video. Enjoy it. Or don't.


 * Jade: My mom says "If you have nothing nice to say, don't say it at all." My mom's stupid.


 * Jade: Pink stinks.
 * Tori: The color?
 * Jade: Yep. Just needed to be said.


 * Jade: The next person I hear using the phrase "Staycation" is getting a black eye.


 * Jade: Has anyone seen Sikowitz?
 * Sikowitz: I'm on TheSlap.
 * Jade: Yeah....but you're not in class.
 * Sikowitz: Nor will I be until my demands are met.
 * Jade: You sound like a crazy person.


 * Jade: People shouldn't talk in the bathroom. I hate people yapping while I'm taking a waz!


 * Jade: Thursdays have no redeeming qualities.


 * Jade: This is a crisis. My day's completely ruined. just found out that "killing me softly" is a reall y sweet song.


 * Jade: In the janitor's office... destroying stuff...


 * Jade: I HATE Valentine's Day BUT I do think it would be fun to be cupid. Flying around shooting people with arrows and what not.


 * Jade: The flowers Beck bought me for Valentines day are ALMOST dead. Woo hoo!
 * André: You are one twisted sister.


 * Jade: The only good thing about costume design class is all the many different types of scissors we get to play with. Fun.
 * Jade: I'd like to fast forward through high school and get to the goood stuff! 


 * Jade: The best part about being in a movie is being able to slap people and call it "acting".
 * Cat: Your acting made my face hurt. :(


 * Jade: I hate rainbows. After it rains, L.A.'s all nice and gloomy and they come along and ruin it.


 * Jade: Which do you think is worse? Being caught lip synching or falling off the stage? I can't decide. I find both hilarious.


 * Jade: I got a new look going on. Don't compliment me on it. I don't need your compliments.


 * Tori: It looks… nice? Is that a okay word to use?


 * Jade: Dear lemonade, I like you most when you're bitter... and in a can.


 * Jade: Now that I've accomplished my dream of pushing Tori off a 3 story building, I don't know what to do with my life.


 * Jade: I'm so sick of ice cream right now. Just hearing the word "ice cream" makes me want to puke.
 * Rex: Ice Cream
 * Tori: Ice Cream
 * Andre: Ice Cream
 * Jade: I HATE you all


 * Jade: Alright, who gave Sinjin my phone number? Fess up
 * Sinjin: It was Robbie.
 * Robbie: Dude!
 * Jade: Wait... who gave Robbie my phone number?