Alphabet Improv

Pilot

 * Tori: Please go take a shower.
 * Jade: Quit telling me what to do.


 * Beck: Relax, girls. Let's just get along


 * Cat: Totally (DQ)


 * Andre: Something just bit my toe.


 * Tori: TURTLE!!!!!!! That turtle bit that toe.


 * Jade: Unbelievable why you're even how.


 * Beck: Very unexplainable.


 * Andre: What if my toe broke my fingerbone


 * Tori:X-rays are the only ways to find out.


 * Jade: You should shut up.


 * Beck:[curing Andre's toe] Zap!! I just fix your toe bone


 * Andre: Thanks (DQ)


 * Tori: Aliens are the only ones to cure fingerbones


 * Jade: By the way (does a tongue noise)


 * Beck: Correct, I am an alien!


 * Tori: Don't hurt me!


 * Jade: Even though she's really annoying


 * Beck:[fainting] Fainting, the earth's air...can't breathe


 * Tori: Gosh, he fainted


 * [continues with a fight between Tori and Jade]


 * Jade: Hey, why don't you go under that clip over there.


 * Tori: I think you should


 * Jade: Just where did you come from.


 * Tori: Kangaroos


 * Jade: Lousy animals; kangaroos. They're awkward and dirty


 * Tori: Maybe they learned from you.


 * Jade: No one talks to me like that


 * Tori: Obviously, they should


 * Jade: Please run in front of a bus


 * Tori: Quite obnoxious for you to say.


 * Jade: Really


 * Tori: Sure was


 * Jade: THANKS!!!!!!!


 * Tori: Um, your nose, I see boogers.


 * Jade: Very clever


 * Tori: Wish you thought of it.


 * Jade: X mark the spot like the punch[points her finger at Tori]


 * Tori: Your finger smells weird


 * Jade: Zero is what you are from a scale to 1 to 10


 * Tori: As if I could on what you think


 * Jade: Better watch yourself.


 * Tori: Can't take it.


 * Jade: Don't push me


 * Tori: Eat your pants!


 * Jade: You eat your pants. (DQ)


 * Beck: Fainted [wakes up]


 * Tori: Get up alien


 * Beck: Head feels dizzy


 * Tori: I know how to make it feel better


 * Beck: Jumping jacks?


 * Tori: Kiss me


 * Beck: Let's do it


 * [Tori and Beck kiss]


 * Last line-Tori: Man I love this school (continues to get used to Hollywood Arts)

Scene ends