Talk:Bade/@comment-5137917-20120901001041

Tori Goes Victorious Wiki (A spoof TGP fanfic)


 * Bori about to kiss, second time*

Tori:Oh...you

Beck: O: I'm sorry, I -

Tori:No, no it's not you!

Beck:Then why can't we kiss?

Tori:Cuz...cuz of wikians

Beck:Huh?

Tori:The wikians of the Victorious Wiki!

Beck:...Beck-Bot does not compute

Tori:The Bade fans, who are the people who ship you and Jade together, will kill you if you kiss me!

Beck:Yeah, right *sarcasm*


 * Beck kisses Tori*

Tori:AHHHH! *screams and runs upstairs*

Beck:What's her problem?


 * Knock, knock*

Beck:*answers door*

???:KILL HIM!!!!!!!!


 * Us Baders run in, grab Beck, and start pouring hot coffee on his face*

Baders:YOU JUST KISSED YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND'S ENEMY, YOU GANK! *pours more coffee*

Beck:AHHHHH! Jade...?


 * Beck sees computer, Jade's watching*

Jade:*awkwardly*Hey...

Beck:Jade, quick! Kiss me now! So the Vaders will go!

Tori:*from upstairs* Baders!

Jade:But we're in different places..oh well!


 * they kiss through computer screen*

Beck:Ahh! *Beck gets sucked in computer*

And Bade lives happily ever after. As for Tori and the Baders...

Tori:*walks downstaurs* You guys wanna get some sushi?

Baders:Sure *leave to Nozu*

THE END