List of posts by Robbie Shapiro

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Posts

 * Robbie: Hey, I'm finally on TheSlap.com! Write on my wall :)
 * Robbie: Thanks everyone for NOT writing on my wall! Really makes a guy feel good about him self.


 * Rex: Ha! No one writes on your bord.
 * Jade: Looks like your puppet speaks the truth!
 * Robbie: HE IS NOT A PUPPET!


 * Cat: Hi, Robbie! I was watching this show last Saturday night, this live show thingy, and I saw this guy that looked EXACTLY like you!
 * Robbie: Was his name Andy?
 * Cat: YEEAAAAHH!
 * Robbie: I DO NOT look like him!
 * Beck: Oh yeah, you do look like that guy!
 * Jade: I thought you were going to bed early on Saturday. If you ACTUALLY went to bed early, you wouldn't have seen THAT late-night show! So, what were you doing?
 * Rex: Ha! I'm lovin' this!


 * Robbie: No, I was NOT in a terrible accident. That's a harmonica around my neck. Stop laughing.


 * Robbie: Caffeine makes me vibrate.


 * Robbie: There's nothing wrong with my pants! Stop asking.


 * Robbie: Wishing they'd just make a good soy cupcake!


 * Robbie: Allegic to sun?? How is that even possible? Apparently I'm allergic to the sun!


 * Robbie: Don't drink fish water! It's very bad ... excuse me while I puke. AGAIN!


 * Robbie: Awww. Dang it. I got thootpaste in my underwear again! It stings.


 * Robbie: Headed to NY. Going to my cousin's bar mitzvah. It's gonna be OFF THE HOOK.


 * Robbie: Some dude at the gym just called me "Mr Muscles". I think he was being sarcastic.
 * Rex: No, man. I'm sure they were serious. Did they also mention your awesome tan?
 * Robbie: Changed your password, Rex.
 * Rex: Changed it back, Robbie.


 * Robbie: Just found a sunscreen at the specialty drug store that'S 187 SPF. Made my day!


 * Robbie: Do you think anyone would notice if I started using self tanning lotion?
 * Rex: No one notices you no matter what you do.


 * Robbie: Oh man, I have a zit and I'm all out of male makeup.


 * Robbie: Are boxer briefs still cool?


 * Robbie: Chillin' in HTown, tomorrow gonna visit peeps in the LBC.
 * Rex: Y'know, talking like that does NOT make you cool.
 * Cat: Where's HTown?


 * Robbie: People can be very inconsiderate ... I'm talking about you REX!!!!!
 * Jade: He's a puppet, not a person.
 * Robbie: That's offensive!!!!


 * Robbie: I'm trying to grow my chest hair out. It's harder than you'd think.
 * Rex: I have more chest hait than you!


 * Robbie: I am itchy because I didn't shower today.
 * Robbie: Rex!!!!!!!! Stop hacking my account!!


 * Robbie: Bought two tickets to the L.A. Soy Festival but Rex doesn't want to go. Anyone wanna come with?


 * Robbie: YEAH! I got the cookie! Take that Rex!
 * Tori: ?????
 * Jade: ya know Robbie, you don't have to type every thought that comes into your head.


 * Robbie: So, apparently cavier ist really, really, REALLY, expensive. Who knew?


 * Robbie: At a hospital. Are you allowed to take the bedpans home?


 * Robbie: Accidentally erased all my contacts so I need everyone's phone number again. Text 'em to me!
 * Robbie: Seriously guys, send me your digits. :)
 * Robbie: C'mon guys. I can't call anybody until i get some numbers!
 * Robbie: Anybody?


 * Robbie: Weird Question: Does anyone know how to do CPR on a parrot?
 * Beck: That is a weird question.
 * Tori: Why do you want to know?
 * Robbie: Ah never mind -- too late. There goes my birdsitting-business.


 * Robbie: I'm not letting Rex carve his own pumpkin this year. Not after last year's "incident."


 * Robbie: This is NOT a perm.This is my natural curl. Girls love my hair.
 * Rex: You are delusional.


 * Robbie: Rex keeps prank calling me. It's getting annoying.
 * Andre: How is that even possible.


 * Robbie: Rex keeps kicking me in his sleep. I'm thinking about making him sleep on the dog bed.


 * Robbie: I ACTUALLY have plans this weekend!!!! Karaoke here I came!


 * Robbie: Rex turned back my clocks as a joke and I missed my date with the really hot girl from my Editing Class. :(


 * Robbie: I accidentally backed into the menorah and almost caught my bagpack on fire. Hanukkah is dangerous!


 * Robbie: Monkeys are such curious beings. I wish I was a monkey.


 * Robbie: Sometimes I feel like Rex and I share a brain.
 * Cat: Wait, I'm confused. You don't?!?


 * Robbie: Working out.
 * Rex: Working out what? Math problems?


 * Robbie: I think I'd be a really good football player ... if I wan't allergic to pigskin.
 * Rex: Uh, Robbie. There's a lotta reasons why you can't play football.
 * Robbie: Oh yeah? Name one.
 * Rex: Your 'fro wouldn't fit in the helmet. You're weak and girly. You're afraid of locker rooms.
 * Robbie: I JUST ask for ONE!


 * Robbie: Jade said she loved my "Broken Glass" song. It's the first time she's ever complimented me!
 * Jade: And the last.


 * Robbie: Just resheduled my dentist appt for February 14th. Not like I'm busy that day or anything.


 * Robbie: I just went to buy an apple and my credit card was rejected! I know I had at least 100 bucks in there!


 * Robbie: The producers said I was TOO "interesting" to be on The Wood.


 * Robbie: Happy Valentine's Day! Don't know why I'm so excited actually. Not like I'm doing anything... Again... Wow, this post got depressing quickly.


 * Robbie: Attention everyone... FREE COOKIES on my profile page!
 * Cat: Robbie, where are the cookies???
 * Robbie: Oh, I just wanted more fans so I thought if I wrote that more people would like me.
 * Beck: And your plan B is?


 * Robbie: I swear my neighbor's cat is evil. It keeps looking threateningly at me. I'm thinking about filing a restraining order.


 * Robbie: I can't believe my left shoe AND my car were stolen in the same week. And why would someone ONLY want ONE shoe! It doesn't make sense!


 * Robbie: I forgot to bring Rex to school today! I haven't been insulted in nearly 3 hours.


 * Robbie: I just got offered the role of the "before" guy on a workout commercial. Should I be offended?


 * Robbie: Movie night at the Vega house was SO FUN! I can't wait to do it again.
 * Tori: BTW Robbie, my dad says never come to our house again.


 * Robbie: Hanging out in Tori's bushes. Absolutely nothing is happening on her date with Ryder. I'm bored.
 * Sinjin: Oh really. Which bush are you in.
 * Robbie: The potted one on the porch.
 * Sinjin: Good choice.


 * Robbie: Aww man. I forgot to shave my toes again today.


 * Robbie: I've been looking for days and I still can't find that "Pee Minder" app. I DESPERATELY NEED IT!


 * Robbie: Note to self: Nover go to the park and offer free ice cream to little kids. Their mothers get really angry and punchy.


 * Robbie: Anyone knows a good recipe for a delicious chickpea salad?
 * Rex: Okay that's it. Turn in your man card.


 * Robbie: Rex and I would buy a bunk bed, but we can't agree on who gets the top bunk. It's a dilemma!


 * Robbie: Even Tori's blood is pretty.
 * Tori: Okay, that might be the creepiest thing you've ever said.


 * Robbie: Gonna go ask Cat to the Prom. Wish me luck!
 * Rex: This is going to be ugly.
 * Jade: I agree with the puppet.
 * Tori: It's not Prom! It's PROME!


 * Robbie: Can you believe Rex thinks professional wrestling is legit? Some people just can't figure out what's real or fake.
 * Jade: Says the high school boy with an imaginary friend.
 * Rex: Yeah, you tell him sister! Oh... wait....


 * Robbie: I can bench press almost a FIFTH of my body weight!
 * Beck: How much do you weigh?
 * Robbie: About 140 Ibs.
 * Tori: I'm not a mathematician. But I'm not sure I'd be bragging about that....


 * Robbie: Someone stole my bike seat. No, not my bike… my bike seat. Really, hurt to ride to school this morning.


 * Robbie: I bought a sketchbook so that I can impress my dates by drawing a picture of them. I saw that in a movie once
 * Rex: The sketch book is currently empty