Talk:Tori Fixes Beck and Jade/@comment-5244426-20120709095323/@comment-5072614-20120717061016

As the Jandreck-worshiping non-believer, I say that all of the theories above are logically incorrect. The most logical theories are Ponniwitz (Ponnie and Sikowitz), Perina (Perez Hilton and Trina), and lastly, Troompa Loompa (Trina and Oompa Loompa).