Talk:Bade/@comment-5082120-20121202020604/@comment-5082120-20121202033000

Ok um well Tori and André are running away from Jade and they run into the janitors closet. Then like 2 seconds later Beck walks in (why he was headed to the janitors closet alone... we'll never know) and Tori and André thought it was Jade and scream and hold each other. Here's the conversation:

Tori- Oh thank god it's you (to Beck)

André- We thought you were Jade

Beck- You want me to get her? She's ri-

André and Tori- NOOOO

Beck- What's up with you guys?

Tori- André and I were trying to-

André- I got dragged into this

Tori- It was your idea to pay the guy

André- No no you came to me and-


 * Jade jumps from ceiling/ladder thingy.... Idk


 * Tori and André scream and hold each other*

Beck- Yeah I should of told you this is a bad place to hide from Jade...


 * Jade picks up toilet paper*

Jade- I'm gonna take this and kill you both with it

Tori- How can you kill us with toilet paper?

Beck- Put it down.... Put it... Down *points to the ground*


 * Jade puts it down*

Beck- Why are you all mad at them about?

Jade- These two buttcheeks paid a guy to ask me out on a date

Tori- We were trying to help

Jade- Why do I need your help?

Tori- Cause guys are scared to ask you out

Jade- That's how I like it

André- I got dragged into this...

Tori- See we thought-

André- You thought

Tori- WEEEEEE Thought..... That if you got asked out by a guy you'd be more okay if Beck asked out a girl

Jade- Oh my God! *Turns to Beck* How many times do I have to say it! I don't care who you date! We broke up! Ask out any girl you want...

Tori- *to Beck* See I said you should've just asked out Meredith!

Jade- MEREDITH?!


 * André walks over and grabs rolls of toilet paper to protect himself lol*


 * Beck turns to Jade*

Beck- (calmingly) Jade...

Jade- Oh I knew it! I knew it two years ago when you were in that awful play with her!

André- I think I wrote that play...

Jade- And Meredith was always like (In Meredith voice) Oh Beck! What if you come over to my house and rehearse our lines! Oh Beck I brought you some cupcakes!

Beck- Meredith brings everybody cupcakes, her dad owns a cupcake shop

Tori- Wait, he does?

Beck- Yeah... Frank's Cupcakes

Tori- Ohhhh there good!

André- yeah they make some legit cupcakes

Jade- You know what... I don't care! Go out with Meredith... Enjoy her cupcakes...


 * Jade walks out*


 * Beck puffs his cheeks and blows*

André- (holding toilet paper) How can she kill you with it?


 * Beck walks out of the janitors closet*

Tori- Beck I-


 * Tori and André follow Beck out*