What I Hate

What I Hate is a webshow made by Jade West on TheSlap. She says that the videos are monthly, yet only five have been made. In each one she posts a new episode, saying what she hates in life. She usually creates a cardboard sign for the occasion. For example, in her video profile, she hates bananas.

After the fifth "What I hate" video, she said she hates being predictable, so she made a video about things she loves. It is unknown if more will follow.

What I Hate #1:
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 * Making video captions.
 * When people say "supposably" rather than "supposedly" and "fustrated" rather than "frustrated" (While saying this, she is cutting a flower head off the stem).
 * When dogs jump up on her and the owner says "Oh, it's OK! He's friendly!"
 * Girls who wear skirts over their jeans.
 * People who put ketchup on hot dogs.
 * When the waiter at a restaurant brings dessert without first clearing the dirty dinner dishes.
 * When people complain about her chewing ice loudly. She says if it bothers you, then good.

What I Hate #2:
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 * When people say "Have a nice day!"
 * Cilantro.
 * What fish smell like on a hot summer day.
 * Making this video.
 * When boys ask her "Can I kiss you?"
 * The word 'moist'.
 * The word 'tissue'.
 * When someone says "moist tissue" together.
 * The number 9; she thinks it sounds whiny.
 * The noise made when the tongue smacks the roof of the mouth.
 * Movies where a group of kids work together to overcome evil and save the world. She finds it cliche.
 * Bras that hook in the front; because people shouldn't be so lazy they can't reach behind to their back to unhook it.

What I Hate #3 BLAH:
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 * When she is at a restaurant and the shrimp have tails, because the chef says when you cook it with the tails on it has more flavor.
 * She hates picking off shrimp tails.
 * In the video description, it claims that Jade hates video captions that ruin what the video is all about.

What I Hate #4 Jade Hates More Stuff:
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 * Birthday parties or birthdays
 * That Santa won't go to a gym to lose weight.
 * That she was just so mean to Santa Clause.
 * People who blow their nose then look in the tissue.
 * A random guy and his feelings.
 * When she goes to a restaurant and orders lobster and the server tries to get her to wear a bib.
 * The Lobster Council.
 * Bibs.

What I Hate #5 Jade Hates Even More Stuff:
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 * Twins, and people that copy other people.
 * Aloe Vera, because it's useless.
 * Guys who bite their lower lip while they dance.
 * Green Soup.
 * Sinus Infections-except for when Tori had one.
 * Girls who laugh weird. (She demonstrates the laugh).
 * When you fall off a ladder then land on a small dog, and the dog pukes on you.
 * Milk.

What I Hate #6 What I Love:
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 * Scissors, and the sound they make.
 * Locking herself in the bathroom, turning off the lights, and just sitting there for hours, in order to scare and confuse her little brother.
 * Coffee, which she says she loves more than most people, and sometimes would like to marry.
 * When a "feel-good movie" is released, and then it "bombs".
 * When a person gets sad about the video ending.

On TheSlap

 * Flowers
 * Lullabies. Why sing to a baby when they're trying to sleep?
 * Babies
 * October
 * Most people
 * Pink (the color)
 * Sun
 * Allergies
 * Stupid girls who go to the beach with tiny bikinis
 * When people stick the same knife they used for the jelly in the peanut butter jar.
 * People who dress their dogs in Halloween costumes
 * People who dress their dogs every day
 * Christmas
 * People who sing Christmas carols before December
 * People who say "I'll pencil you in"
 * Compliments (In Becks Blog)
 * People who have more than two bumper stickers on their car
 * The word "ween"
 * The word "tween"
 * When kids go trick-or-treating and they aren't even dressed in real costumes
 * Her neighbor who hands out packets of floss instead of candy
 * Dunking for apples
 * When she orders miso soup, then the waiter asks if she wants soup with it.
 * That Black Friday is just a holiday where everyone goes shopping
 * Loud talkers
 * Being predictable (on What I Love)

Dislikes - Not mentioned directly as hates

 * Being ignored.
 * Mustard.
 * Dogs.
 * Sweating.
 * People who use the word “staycation”.
 * Girls who talk in the bathroom.
 * Thursdays.
 * People who pronounce pecan as PEE CAN.
 * Valentine's Day. (Except for Beck)
 * Sinjin or any other student who gets in her way.
 * Talk shows.
 * Tourists.
 * Bananas (Mentioned in her Video Profile).
 * Canadians (except Beck).
 * Ice Cream.
 * Holidays that don't even get you a day off from school
 * Beck says that she hates when someone mentions Christmas before December.
 * When moms dress up like their little girls, and little girls dress up like their dolls.

Also Mentioned on The Wood

 * Tuna fish
 * Giggling
 * The word "panties"
 * Rainbows
 * Ducks
 * Cramps
 * String cheese
 * Clocks
 * Wet doorknobs
 * The color yellow
 * Carpeting