List of posts by Lane Alexander

This is the page with Lane Alexander's posts onTheSlap.com.

Lane's profile: http://www.theslap.com/profiles/Lane-Alexande/

Posts

 * Lane: I just joined the lotion of the month club. First up: Cookies and Cream!


 * Tori: Lane! You're on TheSlap!
 * Lane: Yeah, I thought TheSlap was student only, til I found out Sikowitz was on here, so I signed up too!
 * Sikowitz: I'm on TheSlap? Since when?


 * Lane: Attention all students: It's currently the school counselor's nap time. Try not to have any problems for the next hour. Thank you!


 * Lane: Synthetic wicker is okay, but there's nothing like the feeling of sitting on all-nature, hand-woven wicker!


 * Lane: I'm a school counselor, not a fashion consultant. I will not help you pick out your outfits every morning. So stop calling me, Trina!!!


 * Lane: I would love to have a road named after me. Wouldn't it be cool to live on Lane Lane?


 * Lane: Etiquette Tip: Students should not make out in the stairwells. Besides it being tacky, it's also a fire hazard.


 * Lane: My brother's a chiropractor. He says that wicker chairs aren't good for your posture. We haven't spoken in years.


 * Lane: School is almost here! If you have any questions about your classes or need help picking out a lotion for your skin type, please feel free to ask.


 * Lane: Whoever keeps switching out my hand lotions with glue, please stop. My hands don't enjoy being stuck together.


 * Lane: My good friend FREDDIE BENSON was at the play with me last night! I've got connections! JEALOUS?!


 * André: Not really, we're ALL friends with Freddie. We met him at Kenan's party.


 * Lane: Oh. Drat! Well... I ALSO know Jack Black and that guy from The Big Bang Theory! Jealous now?
 * André: I like those guys. Can you get them to come to our performance this weekend?


 * Lane: Well I don't really know them, but I've seen them... in person


 * Lane: Had 4 dogs follow me to school today. Guess buying bacon-scented hand lotion was kind of a bad move.


 * Lane: I found a new PearPad on the ground, so I tracked down it's owner and gave it back. I really hope the karma I just earned is worth at least $500!


 * Lane: I want to see some creativity in this year's costume contest or you're disqualified. Just wearing cat ears IS NOT a costume!
 * Cat: But I always wear cat ears!
 * Cat: Get it?
 * Cat: Cuz my name is Cat and I have ears...Cat ears!
 * Jade: Yes we get it! Now stop commenting!