Talk:Cabbie/@comment-5026910-20120813065548/@comment-5206572-20120813164343

@Anne No, not a banana. Hire someone in a gorilla suit, wait until Dan Schneider is eating a banana, and then have the gorilla person attack and wrestle Dan for the banana. Then you can randomly come in, smirk evilly, take Dan's banana from the gorilla (we all know it's going to win), then murder him with his own banana.

And I loved his last sentence. "Thanks again guys, go outside. Read a book or something." Such a role model. :)