Robbie's Big Toe

Robbie's Big Toe is a song written by Robbie Shapiro and was performed on TheSlap, with dancers Tori Vega and Jade West, both wearing hats (Tori, a blue top hat, and Jade, a sombrero with little chili peppers on them). Tori and Jade later on touch his toe and trade hats. This is one of the few moments where Jade is happy and hyper.

Lyrics
Wish I could be Victorious
 * Go to a school where everything is cool
 * Kids don't have to wake up and catch the bus
 * They can go when they feel like itttttttt
 * There's a girl named Tori
 * She goes to a school
 * A performing arts school where the kids make the rules
 * Her teacher is a pyscho
 * He's got food on his butt
 * He makes kids drive by acting, drinking milk from coconuts
 * Her sister's a real diva
 * When she sung, it sounds like a lick of a giraffe
 * Even with a throbbing tongue
 * There's a friend named Andre
 * He's got the mind of a poet
 * He can play a piano and he can really really show it
 * Now Tori's nice to Jade
 * And Jade's mean to Tori
 * What's the sense of that? Well, it makes a pretty good story
 * And Cat is bipolarrrrrrrrrrrr


 * Wish I could be Victorious
 * Go to a school where the kids don't stop talking
 * They do most when the day is done
 * And the ladies take Robbie's shoe offfffffffffff


 * Tori: Oh noooooooooooo....


 * This baby was born
 * It's my fav
 * It's Robbie's big toe
 * And people can't pull its weight
 * And they don't make much of it


 * (screaming)
 * Robbie's got a big toe
 * Robbie's got a big toe
 * Everyone wants to see it
 * Robbie's got a big toe
 * Robbie's got a big toe
 * It's a big toe..................