List of posts by Jade West

This is the page of Jade West's TheSlap posts.

Posts

 * Jade: Isn't it awesome that my boyfriend joined TheSlap and never told me? Awesome.
 * Cat: No way!!! What a jerk! No offense, Beck, I think you're awesome.
 * Beck: Thanks, Cat. Jade, I joined two hours ago.
 * Jade: Yeah, exactly. TWO HOURS!!!


 * Jade: I hate lullabyes. Why would you sing to a baby while they're trying to sleep? Oh yeah, I hate babies.
 * Cat: Do you hate my profile page? Cuz there's baby heads all over it.


 * Jade: I hate October.


 * Jade: My dreams are exhausting. I wake up needing a nap.


 * Jade: Mustard is disgusting. Also, if you wear pink, I really don't like you.
 * Cat: I wear pink and I eat mustard. Do you hate me? Please say no.
 * Jade: You have no idea the hatred I feel for most people.
 * Cat: Phew. At least I'm not most people. I'm Cat.


 * Jade: Do you think an orange is named after the color or the fruit? If you even thought about that for 2 seconds, you're stupider than I thought.


 * Jade: Merry Christmas, losers.
 * André: And a merry Christmas to you, my lady.


 * Jade: Happy Valentine's Day (to Beck only).
 * Beck: Thank you, babe. Movies tonight?
 * Jade: You know how I love the dark! See ya there.


 * Jade: What I'm doing right now is none of your business.


 * Jade: Met a new girl this week. I won't say who she is. I'll only say that she sung Make It Shine in the Big Showcase. And her name is Tori Vega.


 * Jade: Sometimes I think that I'm having fun and then I realize I'm not.


 * Jade: Got a haircut today. Didn't even hurt. Such a waste of time.


 * Jade: Dogs are cute on TV, but in reality they're just balls of fur that drool on you.


 * Jade: I got hit in the eye by TORI.


 * Jade: I liked volcanic ash before, but now that my teacher is stuck in London for an indefinite amount of time, I like it even more!
 * Robbie: Wanna hear my song about volcanic ash?
 * Jade: No.


 * Jade: You know what matches black? Black. Why waste time with all those other colors?


 * Jade: Oh great. Spring is here. All the things I hate: Sun, allergies, and girls who go to the beach in tiny bikinis.
 * Cat: Yay, let's go to the beach! BTW, I got a new bikini! It's yellow and has pink polka dots on it!


 * Jade: Beck and I are NOT breaking up- No matter what you hear!
 * Beck: Well-
 * Jade: Shut it, Beck.


 * Jade: Comment on stuff you hate! I'm working on a What I Hate video!


 * Jade: Sweating is for morons.


 * Jade: I love it when it rains and people get scared and pull over on a freeway. It's not like a meteor shower, people!


 * Jade: You know what I hate? When people stick the same knife they used for the jelly in the peanut butter jar. What if I just want peanut butter. Gross!


 * Jade: Bad thing about summer is how long it stays light out. Every day seems like an eternity.


 * Jade: Dear girl sitting next to me at the movies, your hair is an obnoxious color. Dye it anything but that.
 * Cat: Do you mean me? Sent from Cat's mobile phone.
 * Jade: Get off the phone and watch the movie!


 * Jade: Yep, it's that time of the month again. Time for a new What I Hate video. Enjoy it. Or don't.


 * Jade: My mom says "If you have nothing nice to say, don't say it at all." My mom's stupid.


 * Jade: Pink stinks.
 * Tori: The color?
 * Jade: Yep. Just needed to be said.


 * Jade: The next person I hear using the phrase "Staycation" is getting a black eye.


 * Jade: Has anyone seen Sikowitz?
 * Sikowitz: I'm on TheSlap.
 * Jade: Yeah....but you're not in class.
 * Sikowitz: Nor will I be until my demands are met.
 * Jade: You sound like a crazy person.


 * Jade: People shouldn't talk in the bathroom. I hate people yapping while I'm taking a waz!


 * Jade: Thursdays have no redeeming qualities.


 * Jade: This is a crisis. My day's completely ruined. just found out that "killing me softly" is a really sweet song.


 * Jade: In the janitor's office... destroying stuff...


 * Jade: I HATE Valentine's Day BUT I do think it would be fun to be cupid. Flying around shooting people with arrows and what not.


 * Jade: The flowers Beck bought me for Valentines day are ALMOST dead. Woo hoo!
 * André: You are one twisted sister.


 * Jade: The only good thing about costume design class is all the many different types of scissors we get to play with. Fun.
 * Jade: I'd like to fast forward through high school and get to the goood stuff! 


 * Jade: The best part about being in a movie is being able to slap people and call it "acting".
 * Cat: Your acting made my face hurt. :(


 * Jade: I hate rainbows. After it rains, L.A.'s all nice and gloomy and they come along and ruin it.


 * Jade: Which do you think is worse? Being caught lip synching or falling off the stage? I can't decide. I find both hilarious.


 * Jade: I got a new look going on. Don't compliment me on it. I don't need your compliments.


 * Tori: It looks… nice? Is that a okay word to use?


 * Jade: Dear lemonade, I like you most when you're bitter... and in a can.


 * Jade: Now that I've accomplished my dream of pushing Tori off a 3 story building, I don't know what to do with my life.


 * Jade: I'm so sick of ice cream right now. Just hearing the word "ice cream" makes me want to puke.
 * Rex: Ice Cream
 * Tori: Ice Cream
 * André: Ice Cream
 * Jade: I HATE you all!


 * Jade: Alright, who gave Sinjin my phone number? Fess up
 * Sinjin: It was Robbie.
 * Robbie: Dude!
 * Jade: Wait... who gave Robbie my phone number?


 * Jade: Why does our school even have 1st-floor windows if you're not allowed to push people out of them?


 * Jade: Wouldn't it be horrible if Tori was too injured and/or missing to be in the play tonight??!?
 * Sikowitz: Jade, I've already told you not to passive-aggresively threaten the leading lady.


 * Jade: Saturday night. Kind of bored. Think I'll go destroy Tori's "Prome" (which is a totally stupid name by the way).


 * Jade: I'm planning on having a Hawaiian wedding. That way, if anyone objects, I can throw them in the nearest volcano.


 * Jade: I hate when people say "I'll pencil you in". Um, no one uses pencils anymore.


 * Jade: What's black and white and red all over? Me. I have a black & white dress on OVER my completely sunburned skin! #ReasonToStayInside
 * Beck: I told you to wear sunscreen.
 * Jade: You should know that I never do anything anyone tells me to do.


 * Jade: I'm judging a 7th grade art show tonight. Gonna make some middle schoolers cry! Sounds like my kinda night!


 * Jade: Another day of sunshine?!?! Are you kidding me LA?!?!


 * Jade: Today is my birthday. I know I said I hate birthdays… but I just meant everyone else's. Not mine. Mine's cool.
 * Tori: Happy Birthday!
 * Jade: Don't patronize me.
 * Tori: Sorry, sheesh!


 * Jade: I took home my dissected frog from science class. I named him "Gutsy"
 * Cat: I would have named him Hopper!
 * Jade: Uh, maybe six months ago that name would have been better, Cat.


 * Jade: If you have more than 2 bumper stickers on your car...I hate you!
 * Festus: Say one bad thing about my Grub Truck and I ban you for life.
 * Jade: Yeah, well I'll get my ravioli from some other truck.


 * Jade: My family is planning a trip to Florida. Hurricanes, giant spiders, and old people. I can barely contain my excitement.


 * Jade: I just thought of something I DON'T hate: Seeing girls with 6" high heels trip and fall over at the mall. Just so satisfying.


 * Jade: Beck's taking me on a date to a movie in a cemetery. Looks like he's finally figured out what makes girls happy. About time.


 * Jade: Y'know, being a door to door knife salesman would be a perfect cover for a serial killer.
 * Andre: You terrify me sometimes.


 * Jade: Yeah, I'd be REEEEEEALLY broken up if Tori was kicked out of Hollywood Arts. And it would be TERRIBLE to win the lottery too, wouldn't it?
 * Beck: I thought we talked about this? You said you'd stop being mean to Tori on TheSlap.
 * Jade: I say a lot of nice things about Tori on TheSlap but somehow they never post to my profile. #weird.


 * Jade: If I had a pool, I'd buy a pet shark and some leeches. Then I'd have a pool party!
 * Cat: Yeah! Pool party!


 * Jade: I gotta say Tori, that was one of the best plays I've ever seen! Congratulations!
 * Tori: You only liked it because my sister got hurt, the set was destroyed, and the play was ruined!
 * Jade: True. But I don't give compliments often so you should take what you can get.


 * Jade: Someone asked me to "babysit" their poodle. They didn't appreciate that I shaved it. Not sure what they expected would happen.


 * Jade: The bad news: I think I have the whooping cough. The good news: My voice sounds really sultry now.


 * Jade: Been text-fighting Beck all day. My fingers are starting to hurt. Time to start yelling at him in person.


 * Jade: What do you think would be worse? Being stuck on a desert island with Tori or having to talk to Sinjin for more than 5 minutes?
 * Tori: C'mon, I'm not that bad.
 * Sinjin: I can't believe Jade just talked about me in a status update!


 * Jade: Sinjin sat his stupid butt on my fave scissors and now he's in the hospital getting stitches. What's he crying about? My scissors are RUINED!


 * Jade: I just bought a package of the hottest peppers that can legally be sold in the US. Whose sandwich should I hide one in first?


 * Jade: One more thing I hate about Halloween: I never know if I'm walking thru a real spiderweb or a fake one. Ugh.


 * Jade: I hate when I order miso soup and the waiter asks if I want soup with that. Why would I want soup with my soup!?!


 * Jade:I was going to help this little old lady with her bags at the grocery store, but then I remembered that I don't help people.