The Blonde Squad

The Blonde Squad is the 14th episode of Season 3 of Victorious. It was originally scheduled to air on June 23rd, 2012, but was pushed back to air on June 30th, 2012.

Plot
Tori, Jade, and Cat decide to go to Nozu after a day of filming Beck's new movie called "The Blonde Squad," but don't take off their blonde wigs and their blue contacts. On her way to the bathroom, Cat meets a cute boy named Evan Smith. After talking to him for 5 hours, she forgets to tell him she is a red-headed, brown-eyed girl. Tori and Robbie tell her that she is beautiful, and when Cat talks to Robbie about Evan, Robbie gets jealous. During lunch, Jade checks Evan's SlapFace profile, and shows that all of his ex-girlfriend's are blondes, he likes Blonde girls, and dislikes girl's not being theirselves. On the night of the premiere of Beck's movie, Robbie and Tori expect Cat to be herself, but walks in to meet Evan wearing her blonde wig and blue contacts. During the movie, Andre's grandmother's pet bird (see subplot) lands on Cat's wig, which begins to come out of her hair. Beck pauses the movie, and Tori and Robbie chase Cat out. After they get out, the bird flies off of Cat's wig. Cat begs Robbie to fix her wig, but Tori tells him no. Robbie takes Cat into a room to take off her wig, and when Evan comes out, he tells cat she is beautiful, but he is only into blondes. This breaks Cat's heart. Robbie performs his song "I Think Your Swell" to Cat in the end.

Subplot
Beck directs a play which stars 3 blonde girls. The play also stars Andre's grandmother's pet bird Larry. When Andre let's Larry out for air, he flies out into the studio. Andre tries to catch him using bird seeds, but it doesn't work. The bird then lands on Cat's wig, and Andre uses the wigs to try to catch the bird.



Trivia

 * 598875_10150975920940053_1570733405_n.jpg episode was confirmed through an all day long Twitter session by DanWarp.
 * Evan Smith is from the school Briorwood which was also mentioned in iCarly!
 * It was rumored that the cute guy Cat meets was played by Burkely Duffield. This was disproven through the first promo.
 * It was confirmed by Victoria and Leon in a live Q&A session online that Robbie will be singing and playing the guitar in this episode. This is the 4th time he has played his guitar and sang on an episode and the 6th time altogether (including 2 times on TheSlap).
 * This episode was filmed the week of February 13-17, 2012, along with the iCarly episode iApril Fools.
 * Theblondesquad.PNGding to a DanWarp video, Tori, Cat, and Jade will have a "banana gun" in this episode.
 * Ariana Grande said on Twitter that this episod e is "really sweet".
 * This will be the second time Jade wears a blonde wig (the first time was in Tori & Jade's Play Date).
 * This episode is a Charlie's Angels parody.

Goofs

 * Cat's hair is normal color and length. In the last episode 2 weeks before, her head was shaved.  It could not have grown back that fast.
 * Jade's eyebrows were back to normal. If Cat waxed them completely off, they probably couldn't have grown completely back.

Quotes
Tori: Cat, you're freaking over nothing!

Tori: There has been a burglary!

Jade: They might still be here!

Cat: Bananas! (Tori, Jade, and Cat get into fighting poses)



Tori: You see what blonde girls get? Free stuff!

Cat: I told the chief they shouldn't let idiots on The Blonde Squad.

Beck: Cat! You have the next line!

Cat: No the bird does.

Beck: We put his line later on.

Cat: Ok, I'll just wait!

Tori: Ahh!!!! See what blonde hair does for a girl?

Jade: Ughhhhrrrr.

Jade: It's a magical night.

Tori: You're holding your banana backwards!

Jade: But I understand that the banana- (knocks herself out)

Cat: (as the macaw lands on her head) I gotta go freshen up!

Tori: Do you ever wonder what it's like to be a blonde?

Cat: Nothing! I'm just going to the bathroom. I mean, not right this second.

Evan: Wait, don't you want to hit the bathroom first?

Cat: No, you seem way more fun than a bathroom!

Reese: Excuse me, hi.

Tori: Well hi there.

Reese: Can I borrow your soy sauce?

Tori: Ohhh. (looks at Jade) He wants to borrow our soy sauce.

Jade: Wow?

Tori: What's your name cute thing?

Reese: Reese.

Tori: Well Reese, if you want to hang with us blondes-

Jade: My god...

Tori: Oh look, it's low sodium.

Reese's Dad: What are you a doctor?

Robbie: (singing) And later if you're hungry I'll make you some spaghetti.

Cat: Will there be meatballs?

Robbie: (nodding) There will.

Gallery
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Video Gallery
Video:Victorious TEST - "Banana Gun" Video:Victorious - On Set Silliness!!!|Behind the scenes of The Blonde Squad Video:Matt Bennett - I Think You're Swell (Victorious) Video:Victorious The Blonde Squad Promo|1st Promo Video:Victorious "The Blonde Squad"|Sneak Peek Video:Robbie Sings "I Think You're Swell"|Robbie Sings "I Think You're Swell"