What I Hate

What I Hate is a webshow made by Jade West on TheSlap. Every month, she posts a new episode, saying what she hates in life. So far, 3 have been made.

What I Hate #1:
Video:What I Hate
 * Making video captions.
 * When people say "supposably" rather than "supposedly" and "fustrated" rather than "frustrated" (While saying this, she is cutting a flower head off the stem)
 * When dogs jump up on her and the owner says "Oh, it's OK! He's friendly!".
 * Girls who wear skirts over their jeans.
 * People who put ketchup on hot dogs.
 * When the waiter at a restaurant brings dessert without clearing the dirty dinner dishes.
 * When people complain about her chewing ice loudly.

What I Hate #2:
Video:Victorious - Jade's What I Hate
 * When people say "Have a nice day".
 * Cilantro.
 * What fish smell like on a hot Summer day.
 * Making this video.
 * When boys ask her "Can I kiss you?"
 * The word 'moist'.
 * The word 'tissue'.
 * When someone says "Moist Tissue" together.
 * The number 9; she thinks it sounds whiny.
 * The noise made when the tongue smacks the roof of the mouth.
 * Movies where a group of kids work together to overcome evil and save the world. She finds it cliche.
 * Bras that hook in the front; because people shouldn't be so lazy they can't reach over to their back to unhook it.

What I Hate #3 BLAH:
Video:Victorious - What I Hate
 * When she is at a restaurant and the shrimp have tails, because the chef says when you cook it with the tails on it has more flavor
 * She hates picking off shrimp tails.
 * In the video description, it claims that Jade hates video captions that ruin what the video is all about.

On TheSlap

 * Flowers.
 * Lullabies. Why sing to a baby when they're trying to sleep?
 * Babies.
 * October.
 * Most people.
 * Pink
 * Sun
 * Allergies
 * Stupid girls who go to the beach in tiny bikinis.
 * When people stick the same knife they used for the jelly in the peanut butter jar.
 * People who dress their dogs in Halloween costumes.
 * People who dress their dogs every day.
 * Christmas.
 * People who sing Christmas carols before December.

Dislikes - not mentioned directly as hates

 * Being ignored.
 * Mustard.
 * Pink.
 * Tori Vega.
 * Dogs.
 * Sweating.
 * People who say “staycation”.
 * Girls who talk in the bathroom.
 * Thursdays.
 * People who pronounce pecan as PEE CAN.

Also Mentioned (on "The Wood")

 * Tuna fish
 * Giggling
 * The word "panties"
 * Rainbows
 * Ducks, "Man I hate ducks."
 * Cramps
 * String cheese
 * Clocks
 * Wet doorknobs
 * The color yellow
 * Carpeting