List of Facts from TheSlap

This is a list of facts found on TheSlap:

Facts

 * In Australia, it's illegal to wear a skirt while visiting a farm.
 * In some foreign countries, earwax is considered a delicacy, often eaten on crackers.
 * Every year in America, over 46,000 people are arrested for eating illegal meat.
 * There are no cows on the island of Kernivia, so residents drink dog milk.
 * The name Jennifer comes from the Latin word "jenifia" which means unfortunate female.
 * The ancient Egyptians invented toothpaste, pyramids, and spandex.
 * The game soccer was invented in Canada and was originally called ball kicking.
 * The world's largest pizza was over 2,000 miles wide, eaten by 4th graders from New Jersey.
 * In Wisconsin, it is illegal for women to wear swimsuits while wearing high heels.
 * When ketchup was first invented, it got its red color from chicken blood.
 * According to scientific research, the human brain, if eaten, tastes like tuna fish.
 * Before shampoo was invented, people washed their hair with sheep fat.
 * The term dribbling comes from the Latin word "dreeblae," which means ball bouncing.
 * The average mouth contains millions of micro-bacteria called "tongue walkers."
 * If a horse smells watermelon, he will giggle uncontrollably.
 * In some parts of England, it's considered rude to give a woman soup.
 * Some whale eggs are larger than beach balls.
 * In the Portuguese language, the word for "foot" also means "bloody monkeys."
 * The farthest star from planet Earth, visible to the human eye, is named "Ronnie."
 * If a mouse eats cheese upside down, it will explode.
 * Until the late 1930's, Halloween was referred to as "The Ween Festival."
 * In the early 1700's, dark-haired women often used pork fat as hair conditioner.
 * Voting for iCarly for the KCAs makes your friends like you more.
 * Two things WILL DEFINITELY happen this June: iParty with Victorious will premiere on Nick… and Robbie will be rejected by a female.
 * Studies show that people who are left-handed are more likely to be abducted by aliens.
 * The odds of Sinjin surviving the fall into the jacuzzi were 700 to 1. Sinjin's always been a very lucky boy.
 * When given the choice between watching iParty with Victorious or eating belly button lint, everyone says they'd rather watch the show -- except Sinjin.
 * June is officially iParty with Victorious Month! It's also Foot Sores Awareness Month, but that doesn't sound as cool.
 * In 1965 it became legal for chickens to wed in the state of North Dakota. Ducks are still prohibited from marrying in all 50 states.
 * The brassiere (aka "bra") was invented by Benjamin Franklin, originally as a device for women to carry extra peanuts.
 * In certain parts of Italy, it is illegal for dogs to walk in public without wearing underwear.
 * When peanut butter was first invented, it was used as a lubricant for special machines in Mexico.
 * In Russia, they celebrate their Independence Day by safely dropping Pug Monkeys (with parachutes) from helicopters.
 * Until 1856, the English alphabet only had 25 letters. The letter K was added in January of that year by Kris Kristofferson.
 * There is only ONE dinosaur still alive today. His name is Fred. He lives in Hoboken, NJ and his favorite food is gnocchi.
 * The city of Portland allows you to keep up to 5 llamas in your apartment at any given time, provided you pay a $500 dollar a year "Llama Tax."
 * The color purple didn't exist until 1923, when it was accidentally invented by Ukrainian scientists.
 * A standard size pumpkin,when properly connected with ordinary electrical cables,can power a widescreen television for 56 hours.
 * According to leading style experts, the big fashion trend of 2012 will be unibrows. You better start growing yours out now!
 * 99% of turkeys polled say Thanksgiving is their least favorite holiday. The other 1% chose Valentine's Day, but that's cuz they can't get girlfriends.
 * A mall Santa in Stanker, Wyoming holds the record for most sits upon his knee in a single day. He now has arthritis.
 * In Finland, Christmas caroling without a license is a crime on par with arson and burglary. However, Christmas yodeling without a license is permitted AND encouraged.
 * Although normally very friendly, a penguin WILL attack if you make fun of the way it walks. So we suggest not doing that.
 * The world's first chewing gum was beef flavored.
 * The world's largest toilet is in Spokane, Washington and can sit 37 people at the same time!
 * Studies show that putting sea salt between your toes at night increases your memory and eyesight. We don't remember where we saw this fact.
 * In New Zealand, back zits are considered good luck and students will often sleep on bacon grease the night before exams.
 * The oldest woman in the world can still bench press 200 pounds. However, she has a hard time peeing without help.
 * The official language of China is Norwegian, but the Chinese people choose not to speak it.
 * Strangely enough, the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road?" was first told in 400 B.C. before the invention of either roads or chickens.
 * In ancient times, if someone sneezed, you were legally allowed to slap them.
 * In 1987, twenty-two house plants were convicted of felonies in Chicago alone.
 * People who are afraid of warm bread have what they call "Tepidus-panem-phobia." Offering them a toasted bagel will make them explode. Literally.