List of posts by Sinjin Van Cleef

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Posts

 * Sinjin: I'm starting a petition to get Jade to like me. "Like"* this if you think I have a chance.


 * Sinjin: I wrote poems about Jade. I hope she reads them. They discribe my feelings for her:


 * Poem 1:
 * Smile, your's is so white,
 * The enamel on your teeth
 * Is the highlight of my life.


 * Poem 2:
 * Just talked to Beck.
 * Said you guys broke up.
 * I am your rebound.


 * Poem 3:
 * Don't like me like that?
 * There's always Tori or Cat
 * But Trina scares me.


 * Jade: I can't believe this creep wrote poems about me and my own boyfriend never has!
 * Beck: Wait, some creep writes a poem about you and you blame me!?!?!? EXPLAIN THAT!


 * Sinjin: Still waiting for the gang to pick me up on our Venice Beach trip. I texted Jade, but she didn't answer. Waiting outside, man is it hot!


 * Sinjin: I got a app that says if your milk was expired. It didn't work.


 * Sinjin: It's so hot inside. I've been sleeping outside. I'm nice and cool... but covered with bug bites :(


 * Sinjin: Somebody said I was creepy today. Agree? Disagree?


 * Sinjin: Cutting my hair with one of those razors you hook up to the vacuum. Best haircut ever.


 * Sinjin: Bought a hair straightener. Straightened my hair. Results were disasterous.


 * Sinjin: Will people take me seriously if I start waxing my legs?
 * Tori: ......
 * Andre: ......
 * Robbie: ......


 * Sinjin: Jade has a very lovely home.
 * Jade: That's it, I'm buying a guard dog.