What I Hate

What I Hate are video segments created by Jade West on TheSlap. She says that the videos are monthly, but only five have been made. In each one she posts a new episode, saying what she hates in life. She usually creates a cardboard sign for the occasion. For example, in her video profile, she hates bananas.

After the fifth "What I Hate" video, she said she hates being predictable, so she made a video about things she loves. It has been confirmed that there will be more because of this tweet Dan sent: "There will definitely be more of Jade's What I Hate videos coming soon!"

What I Hate #1:
Jade hates: right
 * Making video captions.
 * When people say "supposably" rather than "supposedly" and "fustrated" rather than "frustrated" (While saying this, she is cutting a flower head off the stem).
 * When dogs jump up on her and the owner says "Oh, it's okay! He's friendly!"
 * Girls who wear skirts over their jeans.
 * People who put ketchup on hot dogs.
 * When the waiter at a restaurant brings dessert without first clearing the dirty dinner dishes.
 * When people complain about her chewing ice loudly. She says if it bothers you, then good.

What I Hate #2:
Jade hates: right
 * When people say "Have a nice day!"
 * Cilantro.
 * What fish smell like on a hot summer day.
 * Making this video.
 * When boys ask her "Can I kiss you?"
 * The word 'moist.'
 * The word 'tissue.'
 * When someone says "moist tissue" together.
 * The number 9; she thinks it sounds whiny.
 * The noise made when the tongue smacks the roof of the mouth.
 * Movies where a bunch of cute kids work together to overcome evil and save the world. She finds it cliche.
 * Bras that hook in the front; because people shouldn't be so lazy that they can't reach behind to their back to unhook it.

What I Hate #3 BLAH:
Jade hates:

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 * When she is at a restaurant and the shrimp have tails, because the chef says when you cook it with the tails on it has more flavor.
 * She hates picking off shrimp tails.
 * In the video description, it claims that Jade hates video captions that ruin what the video is all about.

What I Hate #4 Jade Hates More Stuff:
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 * Birthday parties or birthdays (except her own).
 * That Santa won't go to a gym to lose weight.
 * That she was just so mean to Santa Claus.
 * People who blow their nose then look in the tissue.
 * A random guy and his feelings.
 * When she goes to a restaurant and orders lobster and the server tries to get her to wear a bib.
 * The Lobster Council.
 * Bibs.

What I Hate #5 Jade Hates Even More Stuff:
Jade hates:
 * Twins, and people that copy other people.
 * Aloe vera, because it's useless.
 * Guys who bite their lower lip while they dance. (The guy she hates from a previous video demonstrates this.)
 * Green soup.
 * Sinus infections-except for when Tori had one.
 * Girls who laugh weird. (She demonstrates the laugh.)
 * When you fall off a ladder then land on a small dog, and the dog pukes on you.
 * Milk.

What I Hate #6 What I Love:
Jade loves:
 * Scissors, and the sound they make.
 * Locking herself in the bathroom, turning off the lights, and just sitting there for hours, in order to scare and confuse her little brother.
 * Coffee, which she says she loves more than most people, and wants to marry a man who likes coffee.
 * When a "feel-good movie" is released, and then it "bombs."
 * When a person gets sad about the video ending.

What I Hate #7 Jade Hates Parades:
Jade hates:
 * Signs.
 * Everyone who jumps on a vampire wagon.
 * Parades.
 * Rainbows.
 * People at the coffee shop who hog the fixing bar.
 * People at award shows who act all suprised when they win.

On TheSlap

 * Flowers
 * Lullabies. Why sing to a baby when they're trying to sleep?
 * Babies
 * October
 * Most people
 * Pink (the color)
 * The sun
 * Allergies
 * Stupid girls who go to the beach with tiny bikinis
 * When people stick the same knife they used for the jelly in the peanut butter jar
 * People who dress their dogs in Halloween costumes
 * People who dress their dogs every day
 * Christmas
 * People who sing Christmas carols before December
 * People who say "I'll pencil you in"
 * Compliments (In Beck's Blog)
 * People who have more than two bumper stickers on their car
 * The word "ween"
 * The word "tween"
 * When kids go trick-or-treating and they aren't even dressed in real costumes
 * Her neighbor who hands out packets of floss instead of candy
 * Dunking for apples
 * When she orders miso soup, then the waiter asks if she wants soup with it.
 * That Black Friday is just a holiday where everyone goes shopping
 * Loud talkers
 * Being predictable (on What I Love)

Dislikes - Not mentioned directly as hates

 * Being ignored.
 * Mustard.
 * Dogs.
 * Sweating.
 * People who use the word “staycation”.
 * Girls who talk in the bathroom.
 * Thursdays.
 * People who pronounce pecan as PEE CAN.
 * Valentine's Day (Except for Beck).
 * Sinjin or any other student who gets in her way.
 * Talk shows.
 * Tourists.
 * Bananas (Mentioned in her Video Profile).
 * Canadians (except Beck).
 * Ice Cream.
 * Holidays that don't even get you a day off from school
 * When someone acknowledges Christmas before December (Mentioned by Beck).
 * When moms dress up like their little girls, and little girls dress up like their dolls.
 * When signs tell her what to do

Also Mentioned on The Wood

 * Tuna fish.
 * Giggling.
 * The word "panties".
 * Rainbows.
 * Ducks.
 * Cramps.
 * String cheese.
 * Clocks.
 * Wet doorknobs.
 * The color yellow.
 * Carpeting.