List of posts by Jade West

This is the page of Jade West's TheSlap posts!

Posts

 * Jade: Isn't it awesome that my boyfriend joined TheSlap and never told me? Awesome.
 * Cat: No way!!! What a jerk! No offense, Beck, I think you're awesome.
 * Beck: Thanks, Cat. Jade, I joined two hours ago.
 * Jade: Yeah, exactly. TWO HOURS!!!


 * Jade: I hate lullabyes. Why would you sing to a baby while they're trying to sleep? Oh yeah, I hate babies.
 * Cat: Do you hate my profile page? Cuz there's baby heads all over it.


 * Jade: I hate October.


 * Jade: My dreams are exhausting. I wake up needing a nap.


 * Jade: Mustard is disgusting. Also, if you wear pink, I really don't like you.
 * Cat: I wear pink and I eat mustard. Do you hate me? Please say no.
 * Jade: You have no idea the hatred I feel for most people.
 * Cat: Phew. At least I'm not most people. I'm Cat.


 * Jade: Do you think an orange is named after the color or the fruit? If you even thought about that for 2 seconds, you're stupider than I thought.


 * Jade: Merry Christmas, losers.
 * Andre: And a merry Christmas to you, my lady.


 * Jade: Happy Valentine's Day. To Beck only.
 * Beck: Thanks, babe. Movies tonight?
 * Jade: You know how I love the dark! See ya there.


 * Jade: What I'm doing right now is none of your business.


 * Jade: Met a new girl this week. I won't say who she is. I'll only say that she sung Make It Shine in the Big Showcase. And her name is Tori Vega.


 * Jade: Sometimes I think that I'm having fun and then I realize I'm not.


 * Jade: Got a haircut today. Didn't even hurt. Such a waste of time.


 * Jade: Dogs are cute on TV, but in reality they're just balls of fur that drool on you.


 * Jade: I got hit in the eye by TORI.


 * Jade: I liked volcanic ash before, but now that my teacher is stuck in London for an indefinite amount of time, I like it even more!
 * Robbie: Wanna hear my song about volcanic ash?
 * Jade: No.


 * Jade: You know what matches black? Black. Why waste time with all those other colors?


 * Jade: Oh great. Spring is here. All the things I hate: Sun, allergies, and girls who go to the beach in tiny bikinis.
 * Cat: Yay, let's go to the beach! BTW, I got a new bikini! It's yellow and has pink polka dots on it!


 * Jade: Beck and I are NOT breaking up- No matter what you hear!
 * Beck: Well-
 * Jade: Shut it, Beck.


 * Jade: Comment on stuff you hate! I'm working on a What I Hate video!


 * Jade: Sweating is for morons.


 * Jade: I love it when it rains and people get scares and pull over on a freeway. It's not like a meteor shower, people!


 * Jade: You know what I hate? When people put jelly in the peanut butter jar. What I want just peanut butter. Disgusting.


 * Jade: Bad thing about summer is how long it stays light out. Every day seems like an eternity.


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