Jade with Tots

Jade with Tots is a segment on TheSlap where Jade interviews pre-schoolers that go to a pre-school that is next to Hollywood Arts.

The Videos
thumb|Jade with Tots She interviewed two pre-school kids.
 * Her interviewees are a boy named Quinn and a girl.


 * Her second interviewee thought she was scary.

Interviewing Quinn
When Jade asked Quinn what he wants to be when he grows up, Quinn says that wants to be a diver who goes underwater and sees sea creatures, but due to his high pitched and enunciation voice Jade tells him she doesn't have any idea what he just said.
 * When Jade asked Quinn how much money he has, he said 4. After Jade questions him, he explains that 4 means $4. So Jade promised him if he did a good job with the interview, she'll give him $10.
 * When Jade asked Quinn what does he want, he said he wants a Batman game.
 * Jade told him what she wants—to be a professional actor.
 * When Jade said only 1 in 90,000 actually make it as a professional actor which makes her dreams worth a big fat pile of garbage, Quinn said he wants his mom.

Interviewing a girl

 * Jade: Gotta speak up, sweetheart.
 * When Jade asked her why she doesn't have a friend that she can really count on, the girl says some people may not like her.
 * When Jade asked her why wouldn't people like her (Jade), the girl says she's scary.



Jade With Tots 2
Jade: "My daddy hates everything I stand for. He just wants to hang out with his new wife and her yappy little dog. And he's never kept one promise, ever."
 * She interviewed one child, a girl named Clarissa. JWT21.png
 * She nick-named the girl Scooter
 * Jade heard that Clarissa was an artist, so she asked her to show her some artwork.
 * The first painting was of a camel, and Jade didn't understand what it was.
 * The second painting was of Clarissa's dad. Jade immediatly begins talking about her dad. She says,
 * The final picture is a tree, some birds,, flowers, and sunshine.
 * Jade looks at the picture quickly and then quickly goes onto talk about how the one time her dad made her breakfast, she threw up all morning.
 * She finishes the video by telling her she should buy the url "Scooters terrible artwork.com." because it would be good place to show her artwork.