The Captain is She

The Captain is She is a short song that was sung in the play Steamboat Suzy in the episode Tori Gets Stuck. Tori sang it because she got the lead in the play. During the play, she was very weak after giving three pints of blood, and she tried to sing it, but she collapsed. Sikowitz dressed up as Tori and sang the song for her.

Lyrics
Now men will always tell you how they do it all While women do the work you never see But so as it would happen You in great need of a captain Oh A captain and that captain is me And so as it would happen We're in great need of a captain Well a captain yes a captain is she

(The lyrics when Tori was dizzy)

Men will always la la la la la la la, when women la la la la la la le and so as it would happen, I'm a pretty little salmon. Songs Victorious Songs